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Wilson + making House smile

I like you. I have fun with you.

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promotional poster of bisexuality

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out-of-the-closet gregory house would be such an unbridled nightmare. try telling him what to do? that's homophobic. that's a hate crime. he would employ the most twisted queer infighting rhetoric to be the most insufferable person possible. "actually homo sapiens is offensive, we prefer 'differently sexual'". if he got fired for malpractice he would sue for discrimination. he would make new employees guess his sexuality and if they didn't figure it out in a week he would fire them. and everyone would be too distracted by house's theatrics no one would notice wilson. they'd go to him and be like "I'm not homophobic but house is being kind of bizarre and aggressive about it" and wilson would be like "oh really" and they would say "how do you deal with it, being the straight guy best friend of someone who behaves like this" and wilson would be unable to break it to them that after a long day of wilson doing his job and house harassing every person in the hospital they go home and have horrible old man sex in their shared apartment and then lie awake laughing at how completely fucking clueless the new interns are

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My favorite dynamic

+ more Wilson for the soul

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Just thinking about how this is what Wilson and House would’ve looked like when they met.

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Todd may be an anxious introvert, he may look like he's about to throw up and start crying at any given moment, but he has everything under control. Neil, on the other hand, may have a more active social life, he may look more calm and composed, but he's a hot mess.

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weezer has been my #1 artist for 4 weeks in a row because i listen to 3 songs on repeat and imagine hilson edits in my head to them…

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these are two gay men.

HOUSE MD 2x16 Safe | 8x09 Better Half

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House M.D. x textposts (2/?)

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then they made him a whore 😭🤷🏻

chase is the perfect character because they introduced him like a shallow blonde barbie boy and then they did the funniest thing possible and gave him every trauma and also made him catholic. like there is not a single thing that ISN'T wrong with this guy

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ACTUALLY...Wilson looks the best when he starts to fill out a bit and I don't want to hear shit about it!!!

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foreman and chase are so funny they worked together for like 10 years with a few short breaks and foreman is like "i dont even like you." and chase is like "cool bro" and then they go to a bar together. and then they end up being a twisted version of their former boss and one of his only friends

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I did a little edit for funsies because of the 'give him brown contacts' meme going around and this actually makes me so uncomfortable im scared

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THE FEET ARE SO FUNNY

my god I just discovered this promo picture and i am DYING. does anyone know what some of the shirts say?? left to right i have:

wilson: admit the past, deny the present

thirteen: “has a reason”. either “everything has a reason” or “not everything has a reason”. her hair is covering

chase: don’t blame me blame my gender (god thats SO him)

kutner: doing things changes things

house: hope is for sissies

foreman: bad mojo is not a diagnosis (LMAO)

cuddy: something with “don’t trust opinions”??

cameron: looks like the second word is “something”

taub: something with “do good”?

also the fact that half of them are barefoot and the other half aren’t with no rhyme or reason. i am DYING

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hi house md fandom

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Anderperry sketch I did this morning in class