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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like ��Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
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I didn’t change anything. This is what happened.
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Onstage at Star Wars Celebration Live! Japan 2025 | April 18, 2025
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How it could have gone
Fives: Want to help me commit a felony? Fox: Felonies are against the law. You are under arrest. Fives: Sorry, my bad. Fives: ::whispering:: Want to help me commit a felony, piss off the chancellor and expose a plot to kill the Jedi and overthrow the Republic? Fox: ... Fox: This is the best day of my life.
#my fix it fic be like#sw clone wars#star wars#commander fox#incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#arc trooper fives
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IT'S OK, GUYS! FIVES WAS JUST HIDING IN THE SHINY ARMOR!! 😭😭
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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, IM OBSESSED WITH THIS MAN

Like why is this so fucking funny to me
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Bad Batch Sketch Page #2 — AU & Regs
The sketches that the first AU picture was supposed to be a part of. Some of these are hints of ideas and some are straight up impossible what-ifs 🥲. There were too many on this one.
Heavy-hitter trio! Hevy! It’s Hevy!!!
Domino Duo kicking butt and taking names.
Fives AU protective vibes & hints
Jesse & Kix Comfort/Angst
Cody rescue. Protected in Rex’s poncho ;-;
Hunter bringing two knives to a gun fight feat. Cody
Howzer and Mayday would talk. I know they would.
Plan 99 alternate. Reunion.
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when you stop to think about it, it's honestly insane how kix just wakes up one day to the news that he's in a future where none of his brothers are alive.
can you imagine the disconnect, of being so used to hearing hundreds and thousands of his brothers' laughter, of being able to see his own face greet him first thing in the morning, of constantly being reminded that he is one out of a thousand copies of one singular person, only to wake up one day to complete silence.
he's all that's left.
and he's all there ever will be.
one last surviving clone out of millions.
if he looked at himself in the mirror then, do you think he's hoping to see someone else?
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when in doubt, use your sibling as a blunt object
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can we finally appreciate how fine mace windu is?
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Okay, so consider—
Padme Naberrie Amidala has been a politician since she was 10 years old. She knows politics like she knows the back of her hand, and so when she takes a good hard look at the Senate, about six months after her marriage to Anakin, she knows that she can't politic the Republic out of this mess.
Maybe a small part of her wonders if Palpatine manipulated the events all those years ago on Naboo to get himself elected. Which makes her complicit in this mess.
Maybe a small part of her regrets marrying Anakin since he's just another card that Palpatine can use against her politically speaking.
And she knows she doesn't have many friends in the Jedi, as they don't trust politicians and maybe they have good cause for it. (And she can't help but notice that Anakin comes back from his meetings with Palpatine angry and suspicious at everyone, including her. And she can't help but remember about the massacre that she helped cover up—) Yes. The Jedi are right to not trust politicians.
Desperate, and in need of a sounding board that isn't an echo chamber, Padme joins a Women's Club.
There, she meets a group of people around her age who are nothing like her. They have less money or education. And they don't have any good feelings towards the Republic (but it's fine because they have worse feelings about the separtists), and when Padme dumps everything on them several weeks after their first meeting, they lightly pat her on the head, tell her "shits fucked", and then never talk about it again.
Or so she thinks.
Three months later, Padme receives a neat invitation to a community party, which she happily attends.
The party? It is actually a massive organized protest spread across multiple planets.
Padme has the time of her life talking to a pretty twi'lek who painted her skin the color of the rainbow.
And then she's arrested by the Coruscant Police. Her and about 50 other people. Padme thinks that's the end of the protest, but she watches as protesters are brought in and released for hours. Well into the next morning.
She spends the night at her new besties apartment, along with 10 other people...and a handful of clones from different battalions.
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apparently today is 10-10/Fox day, so leave some xanax and a paycheck out for him <3
(commission info // tip jar!)
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"For a man so adept at killing, his eyes were remarkably soft." makes me think of the clones every damn time
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