tessa. nineteen. i sometimes stop posting without notice. usually it just means i'm lurking and have nothing interesting to share. and/or my schoolwork has eaten up my life.
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Hi Mr. President,
My name is Zainab. I’m a huge supporter. When I heard you were coming to Centreville, I hurried out to get tickets to your rally. Unfortunately, on my way to the Falls Church OFA Office to pick up my tickets for the rally, I got hopelessly lost and my GPS took me to an HOV Zone and I missed the signs that said HOV. Since it was my first offense, I got a $125 fine. Unfortunately, it’s going to be hard to pay this fine because I’m only a college student.
Do you think you could help me out with a presidential pardon?
Thank you, Zainab
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tv meme | 03 favourite musical moments → let’s go to the mall (how i met your mother). (03/03)
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#YEAH ISAAC I WAS KIND OF BORN A WEREWOLF I AM AWARE OF THESE THINGS OKAY GOD KAREN YOU’RE SO STUPID
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also i'm probably going to need seriously help coming up with a face for ben.
since i'm going to be at work when odah opens (and not just at work, starting an eight hour shift right then), everyone and their mother and their grandparents and their cousins and second cousins is going to be taken by the time i can get on. i'm pretty solid for aurelie because i know a good number of female models that might work but i'm SO BAD at coming up with male pbs.
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#i'd ship it#fuck it currently shipping it#hottest fucking threesome in the world#ot3: puppy love#teen wolf
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I went
to public school.
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Baby Meerkats [x]
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ok i had no idea who josh hutcherson was and then i googled him and i was like you’re the asshole who didn’t hang out with the chick from bridge to terabithia and she was alone so she decided to cross the river to that special place where you two hung out and the rope broke and she drowned YOU ARE THE REASON SHE DIED
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omg i hope none of you ever have to experience vertigo
because like its the worst thing in the world
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game of thrones as the real housewives of westeros
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i give literally no shits about scott and allison
all i want is more stiles
and lydia
stiles and lydia
#tessa watches teen wolf#btw i'm watching teen wolf now#because it looks like almost everyone i follow does which means its either highly addictive or high quality
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my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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adolescentlupine replied to your photo: giselle mason - ariadne, goddess wife of dionysus
i think redhead but i looooove this image sdjlkhfsd
i knowwwwww. she looks great in this whole shoot. but yeah, i'm kinda leaning towards redhead as well.
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