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We fear darkness because the greatest threats are ones we cant see- THMBLR GET YOUR NOTIF OUT OF MY WAY IM TRYING TO TYPE I DONT WSNT TO CHOSE A BLOG OR COMMUNITY FOR MY POST

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You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you.

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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im sick and about to sleep but god damn the youtube comment section got me again

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loving having stomach issues. the crime? eating chocolate. the punishment? satan braiding every nerve in my abdomen into the noose he will beckon me to with the false hope my suffering will ever truly end

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Where are your Worms, william wood

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wait what IS jerma??? i just assumed he was like a weird twitch streamer who did horror games or something. why do people compare him to megamind? what does he actually do??? no im not looking for myself honestly i feel like thats just ASKING for some sort of ancient curse

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im glad ive realized when i may want to save a nostalgic memory. rn im drawing on my ipad, laying on my mushroom themed bunk bed with a mild headache. someday im gonna yearn for this, but right now the headache is annoying af.

right now im yearning for last year, those last few days before Christmas when life was somewhat familiar. the cold hardwood floors, my door at the end of the hall covered in stickers and drawings. a michael myers cup from spencers filled with cold coffee. i could go outside to the swingset and space out for hours, with the darnkess of my huge woodsy yard. i still saw my dad (unfortunately) but it was familiar.

its crazy how much can change in a month or two. a drug addict having major bpd episodes twice a week, but with parents in a happy marriage and a home ive known for so long. when things got rough i would call my meme to pick me up and she’d complain but she was always there

now im living in a suburban neighborhood, my parents got divorced and i cut dad off for good. i got to meet my mom, after living with the shell of who she was while enduring the abuse of our father. they were never happy, she was just good at making it seem like they were. meme died, we all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. but fuck, it hurt. and without that old house, meme, even the bad parts like addiction and abusive father, i feel like my whole childhood is gone. everything i know has been taken or changed, even if for the better. i have a boyfriend now, one who makes me happy. victor has begun to accept himself and little by little start interacting with the world around him that he’s had to be a spectator for this whole time. im over a year clean from drugs.

hell really does get comfortable once you’ve settled in.

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so neurodivergent and true. honestly if i had the energy to like ever, i’d dress up in full plague doctor cosplay and just go around stores drawing the maps myself because then it’s obviously like a bit right? and not some autistic kid shaking like a chihuahua at the idea of being perceived with a crayola marker and some paper drawing some random lines on paper as they walk around the grocery store buying nothing. you can get away with anything if you’re a plague doctor honestly

i wish groceries stores had maps of the layout of their aisles so i could study them before i go shopping so that i know exactly where to go beforehand and not look like a fucking fool looking around trying to find everything i need.

is this a neurodivergent thing to say?

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lets do old people hungergames

they are given a week to prepare. and no, not to fight to the death in the woods. to fight to the death by correctly explaining randomized memes and what time period they are from. and if they cant? death.

for senators and politicians specifically, their fate is not death but rather decided on by a group of gen alpha kids.

i’d say you should be eligible at the age of 60 and older with certain traits like economical and political status giving you a higher chance of being chosen.

tl;dr: if you’re old and can’t explain modern culture you die

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you ever see some random account or art that shares a couple traits with a person you’d rather not remember and suddenly your heart rate goes up and the emergency broadcast system in my brain is like:

THEY’RE WATCHING THEY’RE WATCHING THEY’RE WATCHING THEY’RE WATCHING

anyways time to crawl out of my paranoia spiral with some funny comfort tiktoks i keep saved

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anyone else got like. a little radio in their head? i call it my adhd radio personally. but recently my boyfriend compared my mind to a spaceship so now i think of the radio as built in like an emergency broadcast system but the emergencies are not emergencies and just random stupid shit.

anyways its 12:24 am and the radio just went “normal people dont leave their frogs open” and i dunno how to feel about that

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Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her:

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im not “unapologetically myself” but im not fake either. i feel like more of a “i see an excuse to be myself and i take it” kind of vibe

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technically god did 9/11

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The Stanley Parable is to MLM what Portal is to WLW