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once in a while someone likes this and i want you all to know i completed my conversion in a natural mikveh while on staff at a jewish summer camp in july 2021 <3 

I am OFFICIALLY a Conversion Student!!! 

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i was sleeping with a guy over the summer who was in an open relationship but very specifically their agreement was “just sex, no feelings” and we very much were having an emotional affair before, during, and have been after we had sex and i feel really bad about it and i thought my tumblr world deserved to know that im Going Through It

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there’s an episode of little house 

where carrie falls down a mineshaft 

and scares the whole of walnut grove real bad

the man who told them what to do 

reminded me a lot of you 

and i’m not sure what that means yet 

but i’m sure it’s really sad 

i never watched much of that show 

until the year you started dying 

i guess i wanted to feel like i did 

when i was still a kid 

back when i believed in fathers 

who could love their wilder daughters 

you tried twice and you couldn’t 

so i had to find someone who did 

you used to joke about bonanza

but now i know a man’s supposed to 

look like the youngest cartwright 

or at least share his name 

and if there’s angels on a mission

there must be pieces missing 

cause i never got the feeling 

i was chasing quite the same 

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just to remind you hoes: i love trail to oregon more than myself 

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my mormon ancestors would be very proud of how deeply attracted i have suddenly become to any man who looks like he could build me a log cabin while our children die of typhus 

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Diversity win!

The bandits burning down your wagon explored each other’s bodies

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so I'm in a little bit of an embarrassing position-- the camp where I work only pays us at the very end of the summer. I have $16 in my bank account currently and my phone bill is due in a few days. If anyone would like to help me out, I can repay you when I get paid by camp. 

My venmo is @tin-man-89

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my beit din and mikveh are this friday before shabbat, what are some good instagram captions?!?! 

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things that make you go hmm

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thank you bags from various delis in New York 

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Merry Christmas y'all

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fucking 5 hit combo this one 

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Lord Byron On His Death-Bed, Joseph Denis Odevaere // Fire And Ice, Robert Frost // The Funeral of Shelley, Louis Édouard Fournier

(EXCUSE ME I HAD A PROPHETIC FEVER REALISATION THAT SHELLEY DIED IN ICE (water is liquid ice okay) AND BYRON DIED WITH A FEVER AKA FIRE helloooooo)

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Diana Rigg and Helen Mirren between takes of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” (1968)