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Merry Christmas from Queen Glimmah!! 🎄🎄

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undress, ye hairy gentlemen

this calendar is gay

each month shall feature one of you

undressed and on display

full frontal shots in march and june

a threesome shoot in may

oh, tidings of comfort and boy

comfort and boy

ohh, tidings of comfort and boy

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while i completely understand why sites like tvtropes have rules against pages dedicated to explicitly nsfw media, i do sort of wish there were spaces to analyze pornography and ecchi content in a literary manner. “all porn, no plot” stories are still stories which still have a history and meaning to them, and they are still worth examining in a critical manner, even if their sole purpose is to titillate.

essentially what i’m saying here is that things like niche fetish novellas are still art and should be treated as such, even if there’s a lower bar for quality and smaller target audience compared to traditional fiction.

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I bet you've been itching for something new, right? Something bombastic! It's coming, but not just yet

In the meantime, here's a little something to й you

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Natural druzy Amethyst crystals with Haematite Inclusions Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa

Collection: Macro_crystals

Photo: Matthew Parshchikov

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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A WEALTH OF RICHES

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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

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It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.

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if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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Biggest pet peeve in fandom is when on a porn fic about a trans character there is warnings like “warning uses afab/amab terms for [characters genitals]” like wtf does that mean. That’s not how you’re meant to use those terms.

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

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Working on some old art redraw!

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