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ooc: i can be there i think just like let me know also i cant really use aim on this computer so if we could do a tiny chat that might be easier? idk just lmk
Valentines day dance: Updated
Valentines day dance? Yes? No? Could start Friday night (WEEKEND BEFORE VALENTINES WEEKEND. 7th-9th, so this weekend) and rp through weekend so everyone can attend.
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collections that are raw as fuck ➝ valentino s/s 2014
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Let's see if I can sweeten him up enough to have him blow his entire tuition on blow. This should get interesting.
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You got it, babe.
bleakbutbeautiful replied to your post: bleakbutbeautiful asked:There’s n…
That’s a bit too hard for me. I’d pass out before I even got close.
I can’t tell you how many Uni kids I’ve heard say that and they’re returning customers. There’s always a first time for everything. And I can cut you a good deal.
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I promise it'll be for more than five minutes, love.
bleakbutbeautiful replied to your post: bleakbutbeautiful asked:There’s n…
That’s a bit too hard for me. I’d pass out before I even got close.
I can’t tell you how many Uni kids I’ve heard say that and they’re returning customers. There’s always a first time for everything. And I can cut you a good deal.
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bleakbutbeautiful replied to your post: bleakbutbeautiful asked:There's n...
That’s a bit too hard for me. I’d pass out before I even got close.
I can't tell you how many Uni kids I've heard say that and they're returning customers. There's always a first time for everything. And I can cut you a good deal.
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There's not /really/ cocaine in that;.. is there?
Why don't you come find out. ;)
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You flatter me.
Honestly I got more excited when I thought you had McDonalds.
Sorry. I’m sure you could take a cab somewhere to get some.
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Honestly I got more excited when I thought you had McDonalds.
Sorry. I'm sure you could take a cab somewhere to get some.
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You owe me money.
Come off of anon and maybe we can talk like civil humans. If not, I don't owe you shit.
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You're smart to suck up to me. I treat my clients well.
Text me: 020 3456 6522
What do you sell? I like variety in my products.
Weed, pills, coke… pick your poison. Most of the time if I take requests it’ll cost you a bit more than normal. Everything I have is high quality. If you cheat me, I will cut off your balls.
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formaldehyde-andkittens replied to your post: anonymous asked:can i get a piece...
You get the worst anons!!
It could be worse. They're just cheeky bastards with too much time on their hands.
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can i get a piece of you?
Depends.
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If you could be a superstar for a day, who would you be? Why?
I've always been a fan of Betty Page because she's beautiful. When I was a kid I wanted to be a model. Kids dream up the dumbest things.
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What do you sell? I like variety in my products.
Weed, pills, coke... pick your poison. Most of the time if I take requests it'll cost you a bit more than normal. Everything I have is high quality. If you cheat me, I will cut off your balls.
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