#leatherbullets

[bleakbutbeautiful-blog-blog]

My name is Henry and I am more likable than Seb because in the game of life, ears beat out eyebrows in every battle, ever.

[skymaster-martin-blog]

I'm going to snuggle up to you tonight cause I watched a scary movie.

I don't mind.

[mesita]

WHAT. It can't be the tiger tail. Everyone loves my tail, thats how I get tail.

Oh my god. That's the worst pun in the entire world. 

[fearthespider]

5.Which Hogwarts location would you like to bone someone in first? 3.What kind of animal would you bring to school? 1. What house will you be in?

Why would I want to bone someone in a place called Hogwarts? That's disgusting. I bet everyone who goes there is gross.

I wouldn't bring an animal to school unless it was a scorpion or a spider... something I could effectively use to scare people. I heard there was a giant spider in one of the movies, though. I'll take one of those.

The house with all the cool dicks and hot chicks.

[counting-the-hours-blog]

5. Which Hogwarts location would you like to bone someone in first? 1. What house will you be in? 19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to? 42.What will your boggart be? 49.What would your patronus be?

5. Why am I not surprised? The Quidditch changing rooms.

1. I don't know, Gryffindor or maybe Hufflepuff.

19. All of them, especially Honeydukes.

42. Spiders or snakes.

49. A giraffe because it's tall and I'm too short.

[thishasbeencary]

Perfect weekend?

 Send me "PERFECT WEEKEND". I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-30 to see how our muses spend their weekend- all fluff.

23. Learn how to make bouquets

"Remind me again why we're doing this?" Dean stared down at the flowers that were spread in front of them, his head against the table a moment later, groaning under his breath. He picked up his head again and then started to figure out their flowers again.

"Nope. I'm done. Why is this so complex?"

[oliverdimmock-blog]

You need to calm down.

I am calm. 

[formaldehyde-andkittens-blog]

Lemons or limes?

Lemons. (:

[servicewithstyle]

Have you touched yourself to me yet?

Are you Javier Bardem? 

[watsontelly-blog]

leatherbullets replied to your post:151. Top or bottom?152. Do you like to be dominated?

WHERE DID THESE COME FROM?!

No idea. I assumed it was you.

[bleakbutbeautiful-blog-blog]

20. Will you be supportive of your house's quidditch team? 5. Which Hogwarts location would you like to bone someone in first?37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?

20. Oh yeah.

5. The Room of Requirement. Think about it. It gives you everything you need, right? I bet it'd have nice lighting and ... you know... like... things.

37. Licorice wands, for sure.

44. NOPE. I like my balls where they are, thanks.

[skymaster-martin-blog]

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

6. Confident ones.

7. Maybe.

38. Patient enough to handle me and comfortable in their own skin. Fun to be with. Either shares my interest in aviation or has a passionate interest of their own and respects mine.

[mesita]

Sometimes I use a buttplug that has a long plush tiger tail.

Enticing. I can see why you haven't been laid in a long time, now.

[fearthespider]

leatherbullets replied to your post:23. Do you have trust issues? 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

My mothers in a mental institution.

Yes, I'm aware. There are plenty of restraints available there. It's a lovely place.

[counting-the-hours-blog]

Do you think Spider is a creepy fuck?

I'm sufficiently creeped out now.

[gardezdecettenuit-blog]

139. Brunette or Blonde?140. Summer or Winter?141. Night or Day?142. Favourite month?

139. I tend to like dark-haired men, but there are exceptions, obviously.

140. Summer!

141. I definitely prefer daytime.

142. Hmmm...April.