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Floating heads

It starts out with a young guy and girl falling in love and being happy and blah blah. The guy is one of the best musician's in the world and the girl is just an ordinary girl. They have this saying that they say to eachother before they leave eachother 'tomorrow is ours' Anyway they're all happy and such but the guy has an accident and is in a coma. Cut to many years later and the giant heads from rick and morty that demand music turn up to the planet. They want music so the government brings the guy out of his coma. He hasn't changed at all and he and the heads (that have shrunk to a better dinner party size) head to this girls house for dinner. There's the mother and her husband who cooked the dinner and her daughter who looks just like her mum. Anyway they have an amazing dinner with lobster, prawns, avocado etc and they have light conversation. But the guy cannot stop staring at the daughter, he thinks to himself she hasn't aged a day. After dinner the heads are satisfied and leave and the guy is leaving and whispers to the girl on his way out 'tomorrow is ours' and she has no idea what he's talking about responds 'what do you mean' then the guy realises he's been a coma for almost a lifetime and runs back in the house and finds the mother. They stare at eachother as if nothing had changed. She hugs him and says 'i thought you'd never realise'.

Then I woke up. I can't believe I woke up and gave myself a cliffhanger.

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Fucker in the walls

Riiight soo this one is fucked upp.

Ya know how sometimes you have a dream where you're asleep and you wake up but still asleep? Makes no sense I know. So asleep for real, dreamin about being woken up from my sleep. That's how it starts. It's like 4am, In this dream I get woken up by this huge banging sound on the wall. It sounds like a demolition going on. So I go out to investigate and it's coming from the bathroom. I open the door to find my brother and his friend in the bathroom like lying/crouching on the ground banging on the wall with a big ass hammer. Ya know I winge and bitch about it being 4am and banging on the walls is fucked up and my brother says "there's a man in the walls" now at this point when I first remembered the dream I was like wtf this is way too fucked for me. But he carries on making a hole in the wall and I go to the kitchen and start making breakfast. Some egg concoction. Cause I'm like these walls are like 5 inches thick I stg, no space at all, there ain't no man. Anyway my brother leads this guy into the kitchen and sits him down. This guys telling me how he eats the scraps that go down the sink (like peeled potato skins etc) and how he lives in the walls and under the house. I have no idea why I'm so chill about this but I'm like

"hey man want some eggs?" like idk why I'm not losing my mind cause this guy was real tall, scrawny, wearing a dirty white singlet and baggy af pants and he ollld. Like my grandfather old. Right so at this point my bloody mum comes in and asks why I'm making eggs and where are her eggs and I'm like

"mum, your more concerned about the eggs than about the scrawny, dirty old guy sitting right there" she just shuts her shoulders and this guy looks creepy af. Like she action like this some regular old Monday night like wtf right? Like he's a skeleton with skin I swear. Anyway he gets up and goes to wash his face in the sink and I see a tattoo on his back.sorta like a poem.

"I need sex,

Because my immune system isn't strong enough,

For the meshing of our souls"

And then I wake up for real and I look at the clock. 4am. I freak tf out and roll over and pass out. When I woke up the next day all I could remember at first was the poem on his back and I stg it was the most eerie dream of my whole life.

Its sorta anti-climatic I know but I stg you had to experience this dream to get how freaked out I am about my own imagination

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this is definitely had this dream ;)

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Enjoy!!

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Pizza bar

Had a dream last night where there was a bar. Like a pub but instead of selling alcohol they sold alcoholic pizza. Like pizza, soaked in alcohol. There ended up being a full on riot because there was pineapple on the pizza 😂

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Big ass frogs

I had this dream last night where my mate worked security at the shopping complex. We stayed late so she could lock up and this person, who looked eerily similar toy genetics lecturer, was working on how to combine fly and human DNA. (don't ask me why hah) and they had so much popcorn to attract the flies and then the flies attracted these huge frogs. I'm talking frogs the size of a Labrador. They didn't have irises in their eyes or anything their eyes were just black. They didn't move much since they could only move when you weren't looking at them. Towards the end of my dream my mate tripped and cut their hand and there was lots of blood. I look away from the frogs for a second next think I know they're less than a meter away wanting to get at the blood.we ran as fast as we could then we got locked in a music shop where we started a band. Then I woke up.

The end

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Killer old lady

I was running around this abandoned place, idk what it was, and this guy was tryna kill me. I do not for the life of me know why and he's like shooting and throwing stuff at me. There's a kid there aswell and he's like swimming in some wet cement and I'm like wtf you doin kid get out of here. He's like I'll come with ya. So then I had this fuckin kid on my tail following me around like a lost puppy with this guy tryna kill me and I'm like freaking out. Anyway this fucks up and shoots a rocket launcher indoors and blows himself up. THEN HIS MOTHER TRYS TO KILL ME! Now it gets weirder! His mum is in a wheelchair and she is like determined to kill me and eventually she loses her chair and ends up crawling with a meat cleaver. Idk her she does it but she on me like glue. SHE CANT DIE! Like her skin is rock hard idk why but I was so terrified I woke up

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Batman and the roller-coaster

So right I had this weird as all heck dream where I went into a alternate dimension that is all filled with this thick fog and its filled with all the people I went to primary school with but they're all zombies. And I was playing a game like hide and seek with them that we used to play in school. Don't worry it was fun. And there was a huuuuge roller-coaster that just disappeared into the fog and I was running trying not to get caught when the cart stopped infront of me and batman jumped out and asked me what the fuck I was doing. We got in the cart and got to the highest point of the coaster. The zombies where everywhere and we had to jump into the fog to escape. We couldn't see the ground so we were going in blind. We landed on a giant woopie cushion and I laughed myself awake.

The end