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mood 

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So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

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Old but classy

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Bruce: has anyone ever told you they loved you?

Joker: does family count?

Bruce: yes

Joker: then no

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Batman: listen, I need your help

Joker: great, who are we killing?

Joker: I won’t do kids. That’s a rule

Joker: but that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick

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Bruce: so an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called-

Joker: an octo-lie

Bruce: ...metachrosis

Joker:

Bruce:

Joker: mocktopus

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Intro music of I want to break free by Queen

Bruce: oh no...

Joker: *turns around, wearing a wig and dress* I want to break free!

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Joker: sublety is key

Batman: you were dressed as a cowboy

Joker: says the guy in a bat costume

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Joker: *in a car, playing the banjo* moving right along we found a life on the highway, and your way is my way! So trust my navigatio-

Batman: Do you ever shut up during our rides to Arkham?

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Bruce: would you still love me if I had no skin?

Joker: yeah

Bruce: like, skinless

Bruce: bone and muscle

Joker: oh I thought you meant on Fortnite...

Joker: but yeah

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Bruce: *looks around* empty soda bottles... half eaten pizza...

Joker: I’m cheating on you

Bruce: on our diet yeah!

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Harley: *seeing Batman come closer* look out! I think Moto Moto likes you!

Joker: wha- me?

Harley: yeah you! Here he comes!

Batman: *lands onto rooftop*

Harley and Joker: I like em BIG I LIKE EM CHUNKYYY

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Hjello? I’ve been very uh... not active on here... school has been.. rather tough and no one really misses me ig so I’ll probably stay away a little longer until I’m done with my exams which are somewhere in May, if you want me to post anything you can always submit something in my inbox or slide into my dms ig ;)

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Bruce: *shinging a flashlight underneath the bed*

Bruce: J, are you ready to come put and interact with people?

Joker: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Bruce: understandable, have a good day.

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Coming into a fandom late

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Joker: i broke the lamp

Bruce: jesus why

Joker in full drag: no one in this house shines brighter than me