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Mister Sinister: It’s really cute that you think you can defeat me with ThE PoWeR oF FrIenDsHiP and all but I am THE DEVIL from BIBLE so I don’t know how-

Scott: You motherfucker! You didn’t let me finish.

Mister Sinister: Uh huh. Go ahead.

Scott: I have all this power-

Mister Sinister: Shut up, shut up, shut THE FUCK UP! Ok? I don’t care! I DO NOT CARE!

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Even more X-Men headcannons

Again, most of these are dumb but my X-Men hyperfixation is still going strong! (Also this is me coping with the election results 🥲)

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Morph has an entire closet dedicated to Halloween costumes. They take Halloween so seriously.

Jean is THAT person who would decorate for Christmas as soon as it hits November 1st.

Jubilee bullies the ugly villagers off of her Animal Crossing village.

Jubilee got Gambit into Cooking Mama, and to say he would be obsessed would be an understatement.

All of them would watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, mostly for the Broadway performances.

One year, they even decided to go to the parade, and it was chaotic in the best way possible.

Once Morph and Logan were at a history museum for a mission and they kept asking Logan if it was historically accurate.

Storm would drink the medicinal ball tea from Starbucks.

Gambit's motto for the younger team members/students is "Do as I say, not as I do."

Jean would wear Chanel No. 5 or Miss Dior (something like that).

Morph would have trolled Trump supporters on Twitter just to get a reaction out of them… and it works every single time

Rogue loves Dolly Parton. You cannot tell me otherwise.

So much so that Remy took Rogue to Dollywood one year for her birthday and it was the happiest day of her life. (Besides her wedding day).

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Mystique: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.

Mystique, later that day: I don’t really care for Kurt.

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X-men headcanons because why not.

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Ok… not gonna lie… most of these are dumb but please enjoy a range of X-Men headcanons I have in no particular order :)—————————————————————————-

Jubilee collects smiskis… don’t ask why I just have a feeling she does.

Jean can’t cook for shit but can make a damn good chocolate chip cookie

Scott on the other hand… it’s the thought that counts.

I know this is technically canon in the cartoon but Gambit is possessive of the kitchen.

To the point where he has banned several members (cough cough jean cough cough) on multiple occasions for “poisoning” it.

Logan will purposefully use slang wrong just to annoy people… it works every time.

Logan has accidentally pulled the “Back in my day” card on Jubilee and Roberto once… they never let him live it down.

All of them are theater kids. All. Of. Them.

Jean was THAT theater kid who got the lead as like a freshman. (Iykyk)

Again following that, all of them would have been obsessed with Pitch Perfect or Glee or both… actually make it both.

Morph unironically knows the cups song.

If Rogue and Gambit did have kids, he would absolutely be the type of dad to take play time a little too seriously.

Jean is allergic to pepper. God forbid if she even tastes the tiniest bit, she would start to sound like she smokes 12 of Logan’s cigars.

Scott went through a brief man bun phase before Jean made him cut it.

Kurt is fluent in Latin.

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Mystique: They appear to have some kind of shield!

Magneto: Oh really? I didn’t see this giant FUCKING SHIELD IN FRONT OF ME YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!

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Another totally random X-Men headcannon I have but just hear me out:

Imagine when they’re all working at the school and they have that ONE parent, that all of them hate. You know the one I’m talking about. The one that often causes unecessary problems, or the helicopter parent who always wants to know what’s going on or just generally terrible people.

They love the students, but there’s that one parent that they all collectively despise. They question how a student so sweet could have a parent like… that.

Anytime one of them has to have a parent teacher conference, they dread it. And it depending on who’s doing it, it ends in various ways.

Jean and Ororo suprisingly have patience though both make quiet passive agressive comments behind their back. (Jean often telepathically spills the tea as the meeting is happening). Scott ends up with a migraine by the end. Logan, somehow manages to restrain himself though has “accidentally” called them a bitch and there’s claw marks on his desk. Rogue and Gambit both quietly curse under their breath. (Gambit pulls out the Cajun curse words). Morph just messes with them for the hell of it. Beast calmly (though internally he is screaming) confronts the parent.

Even Charles can’t stand this parent. After a rough meeting with the parent, Charles slips in some vodka in his tea.

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Jean: Who the fuck are you?

Madelyne: Who the fuck are you?

Jean: I asked you first.

Madelyne: I asked you second.

Scott: She’s Jean Grey, duh! Omega level mutant, part time X-Men.

Madelyne: Oh.

Jean: Who. The fuck. Are you?

Madelyne: I’m Madelyne. I’m new.

Jean: Who the fuck let you in here?

Madelyne: Erik.

Jean: Erik who?

Madelyne: Erik Lehnsherr

Scott: Erik Lehnsherr isn’t even in charge of the door! Erik is in charge of the snacks. What is he doing letting people in?

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Scott: What are you wearing?

Logan: Mall pants.

Scott: What kind of pants?

Logan: Mall pants. Pants you wear to the mall. As a sign of respect.

Scott: So why aren’t you wearing a shirt?

Logan: Too much respect. It’s the mall, not church.

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Scott: We’ve come to take you home!

Jean: 3 days later!

Storm: Nobody knew where you were! And your phone was off!

Jean: I texted the Professor!

Everyone: *looks at Charles*

Charles: … I’m sorry for not responding to like one text Jean!

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Morph: The problem isn’t the math thing. The night shift is keeping you and Magneto apart. You two need to bone.

Jubilee: Eh 😰

Charles: What did you just say?

Jubilee: Don’t say it again.

Morph: I said you two need to bone.

Charles: How dare you Morph… I am your LEADER!!

5 Minutes Later…

Charles: BONE!!

10 Minutes Later…

Charles: What happens in my bedroom is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

21 Minutes Later…

Charles: BONEE!!

40 Minutes Later…

Charles: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

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Rogue: Bebe, I love you and I know can dampen powers, but we can’t do any too physical, I mean what if I-

Remy without any hesitation:

Remy would consider it an amazing way to go

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So, an X-Men headcanon (specifically 97’ if it was set in modern day) I have is that Jean and Ororo would absolutely be obsessed with Nara Smith and would try to recreate her recipes (in full length ballgowns/fancy atire) before they would be kicked out by Gambit because THEY WERE IN HIS KITCHEN-

20 minutes later, they see Gambit making a homemade meal from scratch in a tuxedo for Rogue… and Rogue is just sitting there wanting the food NOW instead of waiting two hours for the damn dough to rise…

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Gambit: I got my ankles microwaved.

Rogue: X-Rayed.

Gambit: They took my blood away to use for science.

Rogue: Cholestrol test.

Gambit: Rogue had her sinuses removed.

Rogue: Looked at.

Gambit: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it. That was weird.

Rogue: And that guy wasn’t even a doctor.

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Scott: Hello good sir, I’d like your finest wine.

Worker: That’ll be $1,600.

Scott: Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine please.

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Logan: Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Logan: HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Logan: You see? Because marriage… it’s terrible.