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i dont really vibe with any of the existing quoigender or quoiromantic (also known as wtfromantic or whatromantic, but i like quoi) flags, so i made one myself a while ago and i'm finally posting it!

the two lines are a minor optical illusion; the brain finds it difficult to distinguish whether they are the same color or a different shade, similar to quoigender where you just can't really tell what's up. i mean, how am i supposed to know!?

the purple is because a) i think it looked the best out of the colors i tried, and b) oh my god there are so many names for purple. magenta, mauve, burgundy, lavender--i have zero chance of knowing which name for purple means which KIND of purple. i will genuinely never internalize that stuff. just can't.

thus, this flag! i really like how it looks and i definitely prefer it to the existing quoigender flags. anyone can use, would prefer credit if possible, have fun! haven out✌️

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GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

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i wish I had listened to the people telling me to listen to dungeons and daddies sooner because it’s such a delightful pisstake on isekai/portal fantasy. 4 completely mediocre dads with a completely mediocre understanding of fantasy get dropped into the forgotten realms with a toyota van and their half dead cell phones.

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✨⚔️☕️ Done-Fucking-Around Coffee Charm ☕️⚔️✨

This is a simple little charm I use to enchant my morning coffee to help me defeat the day, be productive and kick ass. 

YOU’LL NEED:

☕️ a beverage 

💎a crystal connected to your goal for the day (I use blue goldstone or substitute my mini blue glitter jar for creativity)

DO THE CHARM

⚪️ set the crystal down next to the cup to charge the brew

⚪️ pour or stir clockwise while brewing to attract productive energies

⚪️ repeat an incantation a few times while brewing. This is mine:

“I am a writer & I am done fucking around. I am a writer & I get shit done.” 

⚪️ make sure the incantation is short, simple, and makes you feel like a badass (this is why so many of mine include swearing). It could just be “Today I’m going to [goal or task] and I’m done fucking around.”

⚪️ that’s it! drink up and have a productive day.

TAKEAWAY TWEAKS for when you’re buying rather than brewing.

⚪️ slip the crystal under the edge of the saucer

⚪️ or hold the crystal in your hand under the take away cup

⚪️ if there’s a place to stir, do. You can run your finger clockwise around the rim, or skip it altogether.

⚪️ say the incantation under your breath (if it’s noisy) or in your head (if it’s quiet)

On Twitter here

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Ok but people are forgetting the best part of any Dadceit Au.

And that is... PTA Dadceit. Just,

Snarky remarks at the other parents like, "Sure Linda, Logan found a way to turn trash into a renewable source of energy but your son totally deserved the science fair's first place with his shitty baking soda volcano."

Deceit being in charge of all the food for the next activity because your tuna casserole sucks Helen these kids need real food.

"Remus may be a handful but at least he isn't putting anyone in danger like that disease-causing flesh bag you call a son Brenda, jfc just vaccinate your kid-"

"These lemons squares you made don't taste anything like couch stuffing Karen."

"If your son is allergic to peanut butter Mary then don't buy the peanut butter squares Mary, why does all of society have to stop enjoying peanut butter because of your son's allergy, Mary?"

"Roman can wear a skirt if he wants to Linda, it's not breaking any of the rules. At least he looks cute in it, which is more than what I can say about your daughter. In any outfit."

One time he just started hissing at the other parents and Patton had to take him outside to calm him down.

Him hugging baby Virgil for support because 'You may be a baby but you are the smartest person in this room right now'.

Deceit in a meeting with the principal, finding out that Roman beat up another kid because he was bullying Remus and being like 'Good. Let's go get you some ice cream as a reward.'

Just Deceit being a dad and going to soccer games and spelling bees and talent shows to cheer his kids on makes me want to asdfkwudgpcbsak-

But seriously fuck u Linda-

(Please reblog with more if you think of any I am obsessed with this AU-)

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Commissions are open!

I WON’T‌ draw:

-gore

-nsfw

-nudity

-animals, but this can be negotiated

I will draw: pretty much anything else! I specialize in DnD‌ characters, but I’ll do anything. If something doesn’t work for me, I reserve the right to tell you so before you finish placing an order.

Message me here on tumblr or at hbxplain@gmail.com to place an order or negotiate if cash is tight! Image transcription below the cut.

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tbh one of the reasons i’m so virulently opposed to allowing “queer is a slur” and “don’t use queer as an umbrella term” to exist as rhetoric in my personal life is because of how that shit is used against me.

queer is used as a slur. queer is also used as a self-identifier. queer is also used as an umbrella term. all of these things are true. but when someone tells me “queer is a slur, don’t you know?” they’re not saying it because i personally called them queer, they’re not saying it because i used it for someone who isn’t queer, they’re always coming at me because i used it for myself or my community.

and then they say shit like “ofc im not saying you can’t use it for yourself!!! you just can’t use it for anyone who doesn’t like it!!! and you have to admit its a slur!!” and what they mean by that is by tagging it as a slur and never saying it in front of anyone who hasn’t specifically consented to hearing that word and never referring to the queer community (even if i’m literally only referring to my personal community of people who call ourselves queer) and i have to degrade and debase myself and hide my identity and talk about it as if it’s some shameful thing!

you know what else is used as a slur, as a personal identifier, and as a community term? gay. i get forcibly called gay all the time! so many fucking people refer to me as gay every day! i’m literally not gay, i’m a bisexual bigender person who doesn’t even really have a same gender to be attracted to, unless you count literally every attraction i have as being both gay and straight by virtue of me being both male and female. and i get hit 24/7 with the “gay community,” filed under “gay people,” called gay as a joke or friendly teasing, etc.

now, i don’t really give that much of a shit as to whether or not people use gay as an umbrella term, or call me gay. it’s not really accurate but i appreciate sharing community space with people who it is accurate for and i don’t mind using the label as a community. what i do give a shit about is that nobody–absolutely nobody–who i have seen talking about how queer is a slur even acknowledges the same thing is true of gay. gay is used to harm people and mock them, gay is used as an insult and a slur, gay is a triggering word for some people, and it’s forcibly applied to tons of people in the wider community that it doesn’t apply to at all and who don’t want to be called gay. and the same people saying this shit about queer actually mock people for pointing out the same is true of gay, and continue to force the word gay on us indiscriminately!

so like. yeah. sure. queer is used to harm people. queer is used as a slur. but the only people who talk about this all the time, who shove it in people’s faces and try to censor use of the word, are only doing it to silence people. they’re not doing it to increase accuracy of labels or help people with PTSD. they’re literally just trying to censor people’s identities. and i am really fucking sick of giving them space in my life.

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Picture This - TAZ Balance Fansong

Does Madam Director make you cry? Because same. Here’s an Adventure Zone fansong about Lucretia. Spoiler alert for Story and Song. You have been warned.

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Are we connected?

(yikes the paint program i was using didnt have transparent gif exporting and so i had to go to a separate website and it looks all weird alkdjfsdb)

@nottodaylogic have you heard of undertale/deltarune??

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Day 16: Song. @thepensword

alskdfjds i actually put a surprising amount of effort into this one. i guess for me its go big or go home when it comes to inktober lmao. anyways idk whats up with these folds and also i used zero refs so anatomy is whack but YO IM PROUD OF IT

@nottodaylogic do u listen to taz? i forgot and i feel kinda bad tagging u in things u might not care about xD but hey im getting into my digital vibe again so!!

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day 11: "alone" from the taz inktober by @thepensword and "cruel" from @inktober . lup was alone for so long...

the proportions are super janky, probs bc i used approximately zero (0) refs. yikes.

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@ my health,,,, wHY DO MY HANDS SHAKE SO MUCH

anyway heres ya boy roman for day 6 of inktober: drooling. someone else is pulling the strings...

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day 6 of @artfight inktober: ghosts.

@nottodaylogic

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wkfbekxb my hand shakes were real bad today and also my pen is smearing??? bUt anyways heres kara protecting sweet alice, yikes

used a pose ref by @kibbi

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unimpressive photo of a butterfly that let me get real close. there were like 15 around this flower bush. i might do a popart painting of this later

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my tiny tiefling cleric named damon. he tries v hard to intimidate. it never works.

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hlynn making a move on a literal god. spoiler alert: its unrequited

akdhwxnd i forgot to sign it so i signed it in post. pose ref byyyyyyy oh god idk. ill image search the pose image if i can find it