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as a household of a pair of systems with at least 3 different favourite NHL teams, it's really funny when I get notifications when any of those three teams are playing, *especially* a night like tonight when there's 3 different games happening and all 3 are playing

big night for a particular alter from the partner system because the Dallas Stars are winning their game 4-1 currently

big night for my girlfriend because the Winnipeg Jets are winning their game 4-0

and a massive throbbing L for me because the Anaheim Ducks are the worst team in the universe and don't know how to score goals, they're currently losing 3-0 with very little time left to bring it back, they are probably not scoring a single goal tonight

I know nobody else here probably cares about ice hockey but the rule of threes makes this funniest when the people I'm talking to know about us being systems lmao

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if littles know how to do 1 thing, it's get into the most random stuff that's like. not age inappropriate, just unexpected

this post was made by little A, who got really into Superliminal last night and is now watching Tubbo talk about the current Dream twitter drama lol

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fictives are so inconvenient, I can't watch any Jim Carrey movie without Stone coming into co-front to be like "oh he's so pretty, I need him so bad" shut UP gayboy I am trying to watch a movieee

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fuckin hate how much of a Teenage Boy Stereotype I (Orion) am, my emotional constipation will be my downfall

this post is brought to you by the fact that I'm getting really comfortable with Red's gf (not in a weird way I'm just finally lowering the wall and generally being less of a dick than I was because she's cool) and I don't know how to say it to her so instead we watched an episode of Squid Game together and I might ask her tomorrow if she'd be up for some Overwatch

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one thing about us is that we are married to the grind of Keeping SimplyPlural Stats Accurate, so we could be switching so hard the body goes almost completely limp, but on the way out we're still opening the app to log that nobody's in front

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Bambi made a sfw blog if anyone wants to follow it 🩷🩷

Hiii, Bambi finally made a sfw account!!

Important info!!

Bambi always speaks in 3rd person!!

Bambi is a part of a plural system!! Our system blog is @haunting-system

Bambi's origin is nsfw, she's gonna try super hard to keep this blog mostly sfw but sometimes the topic might come up cuz it's a big part of who Bambi is, so if ur under 18 or uncomfy w that dni!!

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we are, frankly, far too lazy to make a userbox despite that being the format we imagine this in, but having watched most of a Sims 4 video that had a decently heavy focus on the basemental drugs mod, and then caught up on Helluva Boss with our partner, all with a little (not the one with a bio, a different one, I'll call her A, she's younger and nonverbal but isn't particularly bothered by Grown Up stuff) in co-front, picture if you will

this little alter is perfectly fine being treated like a grown up and interacting with grown up topics/media, but would infinitely rather she gets treated like a baby if she's the only one in front 💕

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nobody:

me, Bailey, trying really hard to appear as a singlet on my blog, talking about our partner system that we live with without implying I'm in a relationship because I'm not and I want to fumble femmes on Tumblr like god intended: yeah I'm uh. staying the night with a woman

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I'm logged into the admin account (Red, the host) because it makes things easier with their girlfriend/our partner system but just because I'm signed in as them and sending messages pretending to be them, doesn't mean I'm them (it's Bailey lol)

(asking my system friend who's fronting)hey so uhh.. what user is logged in right now

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I'm not sure I've done myself an intro on the pinned post yet, but as a fictive of a character that doesn't get much personality in canon beyond coffee and my boyfriend boss, who is currently residing in a body that cannot stand the taste of coffee, I have brewed up quite possibly the best coffee I can with the limitations I have (we only have instant coffee because we only give it to guests)

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sometimes I think about our childhood (not in the trauma way, in the "we should have realised we're a system sooner" way) and I'm like damn. where did these fictives go

anyway rip Pinkie Pie I miss the funny horse

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so we don't talk about Bambi very often because pretty much everything about her reveals a lot about us that isn't really appropriate to be common knowledge (it's almost exclusively irl friends that follow this blog lol, I'm gonna continue treating it like a diary however), but she got herself a wig recently and it's so cute and it suits us and especially her so well and I'm honestly really considering coming out as a system to the queer youth group we go to just so someone (probably Lily, Bambi isn't really one for interacting with people, she gets really anxious about the fact that she speaks in third person) has an excuse to go out somewhere in this wig, like LOOK at these selfies Bambi took we look so good????

also how come she's so good at eyeliner that was her first unsupervised attempt :(( /j nobody else in the system can do it like that

also here's one I took because I just thought it'd look cute with this hat I crocheted a year or two ago lol

I was right

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I've officially decided that 15 is the funniest age for an alter in an independent adult system to be

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I GOT POTG I AM THE BEST EVER

the partner system is asleep so it is time for Orion to eat all the snacks in the flat and play Overwatch

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the partner system is asleep so it is time for Orion to eat all the snacks in the flat and play Overwatch

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no I'm not updating the old ones it's 2am and I'm working in 8 hours 😅

something about the difference between what the first few collages I made for our SimplyPlural looked like

vs the one I just finished

is a little funny to me. like yeah I was expecting to improve as I do more but NOT THIS MUCH??

- Imogen 💚

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something about the difference between what the first few collages I made for our SimplyPlural looked like

vs the one I just finished

is a little funny to me. like yeah I was expecting to improve as I do more but NOT THIS MUCH??

- Imogen 💚