hatchetfieldarsonist

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

just messing with ya <3 can you do some kinda distraction? there’s a window here and it looks very climbable so i may just book it when i can

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

okay okay hear me out on this one— more fire.

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

hell yeah!!!

okay, you got any ideas? better ones than ‘break your ankle to get out’ because i did that one last time and it still didn’t fully work 😔

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

alright, alright, can you at least help me get out of here?

i won’t do it again (probably) (…like an 85% chance)

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

but what if i cannnnn

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

….so someone have set the girls’ bathroom on fire again

……and i may be currently stuck in detention for unrelated reasons

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE—

-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.

hang on give me a minute i think i can figure this one out

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.

hang on give me a minute i think i can figure this one out

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

(Nora blocks the door to Beannies, Brooke can't get in)

I'm sorry Brooke, I'm not letting you in after LAST TIME

@the-coolest-Beanie-in-town

(Brooke crossed her arms, making a face of pure innocence as though nothing’s wrong.) “Last time?”

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

So.. Brooke? Why are you an arsonist?

why am i - hm… never considered that actually?

guess it started when i burnt a couple of the theater props back in middle school — definitely the first time i remember doing that.

you could say i got a taste for it :D

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

yes yes YES! FIRE! BURN!!

BURN!!!

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

eternity of torture? we live in hatchetfield, grace, i think it’s a little bit too late for that

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

I wanna see FLAMES

[Brooke dips out of sight, for a minute. When she returns, she’s holding a stack of what seem to be old notebooks. She, of course, sets them on fire.]

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

hm. i'll consider your point, but have you also considered that i don't want to quit?

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

FIRE! FLAMES! BURNING!

FIRE! FLAMES! BURNING!

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

oddly enough, yes!!!

hi!!!! you do theories and shit, right?

-brooke (@hatchetfieldarsonist)

Yeah, I am!

You're the one that sets shit on fire at school, right??