hatchetfieldarsonist

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

(Nora blocks the door to Beannies, Brooke can't get in)

I'm sorry Brooke, I'm not letting you in after LAST TIME

@the-coolest-Beanie-in-town

(Brooke crossed her arms, making a face of pure innocence as though nothing’s wrong.) “Last time?”

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

So.. Brooke? Why are you an arsonist?

why am i - hm… never considered that actually?

guess it started when i burnt a couple of the theater props back in middle school — definitely the first time i remember doing that.

you could say i got a taste for it :D

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

yes yes YES! FIRE! BURN!!

BURN!!!

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

eternity of torture? we live in hatchetfield, grace, i think it’s a little bit too late for that

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

I wanna see FLAMES

[Brooke dips out of sight, for a minute. When she returns, she’s holding a stack of what seem to be old notebooks. She, of course, sets them on fire.]

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

hm. i'll consider your point, but have you also considered that i don't want to quit?

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

FIRE! FLAMES! BURNING!

FIRE! FLAMES! BURNING!

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

Brooke can you please stop trying to burn the school down? It makes my job as hall monitor so much more stressful than it needs to be!!!

( @grace-of-god-2002 )

but it’s fun!!! 🫶

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

oddly enough, yes!!!

hi!!!! you do theories and shit, right?

-brooke (@hatchetfieldarsonist)

Yeah, I am!

You're the one that sets shit on fire at school, right??

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

it’s currently telling me the time is 41:09

idk WHAT the hell that means

hi!!!! you do theories and shit, right?

-brooke (@hatchetfieldarsonist)

Yeah, I am!

You're the one that sets shit on fire at school, right??

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

i might just be lost in ikea but i have not seen ANYONE for an HOUR

i think it’s an hour idk the time on my phone is being weird

hi!!!! you do theories and shit, right?

-brooke (@hatchetfieldarsonist)

Yeah, I am!

You're the one that sets shit on fire at school, right??

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

YES!!!!

anyway u h

has anyone ever disappeared from like. normal ass convenience stores here

because i am currently VERY lost

hi!!!! you do theories and shit, right?

-brooke (@hatchetfieldarsonist)

Yeah, I am!

You're the one that sets shit on fire at school, right??

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

update: looked around, there is no one here

losing my mind why am i lost in IKEA

uhhh update on the ikea situation…

i may be lost

i’ve been wandering for three hours and have passed the exact same couch FIVE TIMES

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

uhhh update on the ikea situation…

i may be lost

i’ve been wandering for three hours and have passed the exact same couch FIVE TIMES

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

YES SET A FIRE

SET SOMETHING ABLAZE

ON IT 🫡

does hatchetfield have an ikea

i haven’t set fire to that yet

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

what should i set fire to today guys

[hatchetfieldarsonist]

you ever coming back

…

maybe :0