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heyyyyy folks!! welcome to the second official stats update! we got scene two done, baby!!

the office - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 2/20

overall:

636 total words, 6/8 actors, zero swear words, 23 total character names said

by actor:

corey dorris as bill woodward- 206 words, no swears, 5 character names said. 32.4% of words spoken in scene.

jon matteson as paul matthews- 155 words, no swears, 8 character names said. 24.4% of words spoken scene.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 131 words, no swears, 6 character names said. 20.6% of words spoken in scene.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 91 words, no swears, one character name said. 14.3% of words spoken in scene.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 36 words, no swears, 2 character names said. 5.6% of words spoken in scene.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 17 words, no swears, one character name said. 2.7% of words spoken in scene.

robert manion- no words, does not appear in scene.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: corey dorris!

- jon matteson won by number of character names said.

- no swear words were said, so no winner.

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important note!!! album does not count!!! only proshot (minus any potential obvious mistakes)

ok update on the stats project... im listening to tgwdlm album and its SO different already and i JUST finished the first song

i will not be taking the albums into account at all. i think the proshot/offical shot is a better representation of how the script is actually read, with each person only able to say one line at a time rather than layering, if that makes sense.

for example, at the end of the title song, the three girls (mariah, lauren, jaime) are repeating their 'didnt like..' line, they do this twice before lauren cuts out and stops singing. the three guys (robert, joey, corey) are repeating the line 'you gotta believe in something paul, what do you believe in stupid paul?', they do this once before joey goes offstage and presumably stops singing, another time before corey does the same, and robert does the final run of the line as everyone but him and lauren are off stage. lauren then says 'why oh why?', which alines with the final 'stupid paul' from robert, to which the two of them say "you piece of sh!t".

the album twists this so that all six of them are just repeating their lines ('didnt like..' 'you gotta..') and they ALL say "paul you piece of sh!t" over top of themselves.

this also happens in 'la dee dah dah day' 'join us and die' 'let it out' and 'inevitable' at least, if not others as well, with most of them not taking into account the full ensemble thats present on stage (paul being confused/scared in lio, sams background noise being? completely absent in juad, paul being removed from ldddd, etc)

big number post coming soon :)

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mini update! scenes two and three coming soon

exciting stats update!!! first three scenes are coming soon! im finishing up counting swears for each person and making sure i divided the beanies scene correctly :)

so far, robert won the title song, corey won the office scene, and lauren won the beanies scene.

lauren is winning over all with a whopping 678 words spoken/sang- 20.9% of all words spoken !

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first official stats update!! rbed from my main :]

first official hatchetfield stats update!!!! please point out any basic spelling or addition mistakes you spot! i am only human :]

as a basic principle, no matter how highly i speak of robert manion in context of this project, i do not support or condone his actions.

the guy who didnt like musicals - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 1/20

overall:

1617 words, 7/8 actors, 25 total swear words, 63 total character names said

by actor:

robert manion as prof. henry hidgens- 312 words, 5 swears, 18 character names said. 16.5% of words spoken in number.

lauren lopez as emma perkins- 293 words, 4 swears, 4 character names said. 15.4% of words spoken in number.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 283 words, 3 swears, 3 character names said. 15% of words spoken in number.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 281 words, 3 swears, 4 character names said. 14.9% of words spoken in number.

corey dorris as bill woodward- 275 words, 4 swears, 16 character names said. 14.5% of words spoken in number.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 272 words, 3 swears, 15 character names said. 14.4% of words spoken in number.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 176 words, 7 swears, 3 character names said. 9.3% of words spoken in number.

jon matteson- no words, does not appear in number.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: robert manion! robert also won the most character names said, and jeff blim took top spot for most swear words!

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helloooo!!!!

welcome to the official blog for the hatchetfield states project !

our current project is: the guy who didn't like musicals! there are 20 total scenes. there are 8 total actors competing for the top spot, which is currently being held by corey dorris! he's spoken 414 words in the first two scenes.

in order of how this'll go, we're going to finish tgwdlm, move to black friday and npmd, and then swing back around to nightmare time one and two (and hopefully three!)

all non-numbers posts will be tagged as "non update post", and all posts that are updating on the numbers will be tagged "stats update" :]