harmoniclesbian
harmoniclesbian
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harmoniclesbian · 13 hours ago
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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever
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harmoniclesbian · 2 days ago
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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.
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harmoniclesbian · 2 days ago
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every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause
air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason
logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason
public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason
We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON
FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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last year i played around with different zine formats/ways to get creative with page layout. this design resulted in two distinct halves around a center spine, so i thought it'd be fun to add in a 90º rotation as well.
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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I always thought the choice was mine And I was right, but I just chose wrong
click to enlarge + zoom // also available to purchase as a print
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse
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harmoniclesbian · 4 days ago
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i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again
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harmoniclesbian · 5 days ago
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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
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harmoniclesbian · 5 days ago
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this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity
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harmoniclesbian · 5 days ago
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OLIVIA RODRIGO performing at Mad Cool Festival (July 12, 2025)
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harmoniclesbian · 6 days ago
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look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jaiill 😖😕
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harmoniclesbian · 6 days ago
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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harmoniclesbian · 6 days ago
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Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley
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harmoniclesbian · 6 days ago
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🍊Orange Blossom and Marmalade!🍊
Print now available for purchase here!
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harmoniclesbian · 6 days ago
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As a Korean girl, I just love KDH to another level...
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