Dialogues in Arkham City (basically)
Hostage: Why does he do the things he does??
Batman: Because HE’S INSANE. *dramatic staring*
Catwoman: Well, that’s probably a bad idea. *beat* I’m totally doing it.
The Joker *on the phone*: You may be wondering how I got this number. Well, a girl has to have her secrets, right? *giggles*
The Penguin: I’M GONNA KILL YOU, BATMAN, AND PUT YOU ON DISPLAY IN MY MUSEUM! *gets punched out* Okay, maybe I’ll just grab my shit and leave for now.
Solomon Grundy: SOLOMON ANGRY!!! SOLOMON SMASH!!!!
The Annoying Douche: I’ve hidden hostages in different locations, but to get to them, first you have to run around and collect my trophies, and solve my riddles, and HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING, I’M NOT FINISHED-
Harley Quinn: Aw, if Mr. J dies, who’s gonna beat the crap outta me every day? *sobs*
Two-Face: TWO GUNS, BITCH!
Hugo Strange: Alla’ ur asses are gon’ be mine in seven hours, so enjoy your deadbeat lives while u can u inferior losers.
Robin: Hey. *kicks a trained female assassin* Bye. *leaves*
Ra’s Al Ghul: WE ARE THE LEGION. NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET. RICK ASTLEY IS OUR GOD, THE FRESH PRINCE IS OUR MESSIAH…
Talia Al Ghul: Destiny, faith, destiny, faith, destiny. Oh, and faith - geez, almost forgot that one. Hey, have I mentioned destiny already? Cause I thought I said faith but never said destiny. Did I say faith?
Bane: Let’s work together. Find this. Here’s the map. Get crackin’. *sits on a couch in front of a TV and opens a bag of chips*
Mr. Freeze: Batman, y u such an asshole. I wasn’t even doing anything. Leave me alone. T_T *Seriously, Batman, leave him alone. He deserves better things in life as is.*
Poison Ivy: YOU CAN’T TAME MOTHER NATURE! Hold on, is that a bag of fertilizer I see in your hands?
Oracle: Bruce, I’ve just acquired new data on the TITAN virus and my estimates show that we’re all fucked beyond belief and reason.
Alfred: Are you sure you’re going to make it out alive, sir? Are you REEEEEAALLY sure you don’t need your whole Batcave transported into the Arkham City? No? *sigh* Very well then, Line Launcher it is…
V. Zsasz: … *doesn’t say anything because I DON’T ANSWER HIS FUCKING CALLS, FUCK THAT GUY*
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Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
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#don’t mess with harley and her good boy
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