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For Zanie

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DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT FAN THEORY

Michael babygirl, I apologize now for the close-up screenshots of your mouth I am going to put on the internet. Call Neil if you have issues with it, it's his fault. Brain-rotting brought on by the lovely @melbatron5000!!!

Honey, why are you chewing on a ball bearing? I was going to be lenient and say it's a glint off of some saliva but nah are you sucking on a damn pie weight. I didn't see you take a bite of any dippin dots??? Who let her near my stash of Buckyballs that I've been hiding from the Consumer Product Safety Commission? Just because you are bbgurl doesn't mean you get to eat bbpellets.

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Hi my name is Andrew Dark’ness Dementia McIntyre and I have long ebony black hair with black streaks and black tips that reaches my mid-back and dark blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Drew Galloway. I’m not related to The Undertaker but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also Scottish, and I go to a wrestling school called The WWE where I’m in the seventh year (I’m thirty eight). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Damaged Society and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black hoodie with a black baseball cap, black adidas bottoms with panties and black wrestling boots. I was walking outside Mindys Bakery. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. CM Punk stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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I don’t imagine anyone is actually fooled by unhinged rantings about Sami and Kevin hating each other and needing time apart, etc but just in case anyone starts to doubt, a reminder of some quite recent stuff (going backward, from December to October) that proves that’s pure bs:

Kevin stating that he's "still pretty heartbroken" over how his tag title reign with Sami ended, December 2023

Kevin and Sami reuniting at the December 28 2023 Laval house show, the pure love on Sami’s face, and the fact that Kevin wasn’t supposed to be there since he was originally scheduled for the SD house show in Texas

Kevin wearing the Sami Zayn forever shirt, December 2023

Interview with Kevin from November 2023, wherein he sings Sami’s praises and talks about what a privilege and a treat it is to work with him

Kevin choosing Sami to be on his hypothetical Survivor Series WG team, and gushing about his abilities, November 2023

The joy in both their faces and the spring in Sami’s step as they reunite at a house show, November 12 2023

Kevin talking about how it hurt to be separated from Sami after being moved to SD, October 2023

Sami wearing a suspiciously oversized KO shirt on Raw, October 17 2023

Kevin turning around to look for Sami like he always did, before realizing that Sami isn’t there; his SD debut, October 13 2023

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I knew he was going to call him d*ck😂

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I knew he was going to call him d*ck😂

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endless list of otps ➙ kevin steen & el generico

“Wherever you end up, wherever you’re going, whatever happens to you, please know I would be nothing without you. Thank you.”

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i saw the alternate angles of those beautiful post-win moments in the progressive match-flo segment last night, and knew i needed it in gif form immediately. much to think about.

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Kevin tells an over-zealous interviewer to buzz off after their loss on Raw.

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Kevin and Sami: An Origin Story with Gifs

Note: This story is too long and complex for one gifset, stitched together from two different interviews, so for this one you get an essay with gifs.  (Also, I beg your indulgence–this one time, I’m going to assume the ridiculous conspiracy theory that Sami was El Generico is true.  Just this one time.)

Below the cut lies an epic tale which includes forbidden wrestling, miraculous moonsaults, emotional breakdowns and epiphanies, and ambition renounced for art!

Keep reading

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kevin being clingy protective and touchy is so ❤️❤️❤️😢😢😢 like these gifs. obsessed with the way kevin touches him in these

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In 2008 Ring of Honor, the American Wolves tie Kevin to the ropes and beat him bloody, leaving him half-conscious and supported by a distraught El Generico.

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Only love can truly defeat a McMahon. Thank you, Sami. Thank you, Kevin. Everything’s going to be okay forever now.