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The slide and snuggle is a favorite of my two

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Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

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Please unmute this

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BIG obstacle

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Illegally small

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“OMG! Snowwwww!!!” [source]

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I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

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instead of having unnecessary conflict between arts & humanities and STEM majors we should all just team up to bully the real losers: people who go to police academy

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The best vibrating bed money can buy

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Disney princess 😍

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Baby goat tail wiggles

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From @balam_says: “🔊(sound up) Balam has some of the most epic meows in the business. That’s because he’s Dr. Balam. Professor of Meowology PhD” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2Y7fSVe ]

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Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

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“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”