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26 | they/them | wearing a tshirt that says “I went to art school and all I got was this inferiority complex” | dni proship & minors
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
#kim kitsuragi#< PREV#NOOO KIM NOOOO#in contrast the infamous ‘cylinder stuck in an m&m tube’ reddit post would be harry
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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.
MERR CHRISMAS.
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Honestly, yeah. When people think of serial killers, they think of someone like Ted Bundy, but Ted Bundy is nothing compared to everyone in these corrupt medical insurance companies that are keeping it corrupt.
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July 25 2020 - A tear gas grenade tossed by a federal agent is caught in mid-air by a protester using a lacrosse stick and returned back over the fence, after which other protesters treat the feds to some fireworks. [video]
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
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"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
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Widogast’s family portrait🥰
Been thinking about this one for a while, I really love the composition
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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer
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