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Unfortunately, he did not survive although he did convince a grizzly bear that it took one of my pups went in reality. He just died of sickness, which saved all of his other siblings so Jim, you are a hero rest in peace.

Jim has 1% health

I have a sick pup named Jim and he’s been sick for a while and this is how I deal with my sadness

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Jim has 1% health

I have a sick pup named Jim and he’s been sick for a while and this is how I deal with my sadness

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I like to imagine that this is how Misako found out Lloyd was the green ninja

In case any one needs a reminder of why they want birth control or celibacy

I hiccuped and right at the same time my baby kicked really hard into my side and now breathing is agony 😭

No bruising though so he probably didn't break my ribs, y'know hopefully

I did almost puke from the pain though

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stressful body changes :[

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yes 😃

shitpost

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shitpost

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one of my favorite ships is between Garmadon and Vinny, but only in specific situations this goes for most of the things I ship

The qualifications for this specific ship is that it has to be With the head canon of either Misako being awful or Misako not giving a shit and that Vinny cannot be human otherwise the age gap makes me feel weird and no, we’re not talking about the fact that Misako is also way younger than Garmadon because I’m not even convinced of that fact either considering she was alive during the serpentine wars I’m not entirely convinced this woman is human if she is she’s got some damn good genetics to be alive for that long and still be able to have a child and then be able to run let alone walk once said child is an adult

Also, this is what my version of Vinny looks like, enjoy

Yes, he is a piebald spider morph ball python naga also because he is a spider morph he has issues with coordination that will not stop him from pursuing his passion of filming stuff though

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I got smuggling i’m assuming someone’s going to smuggle me onto some thing and I’m going to suffocate

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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👹

…And because

✨MEMES✨

AU where instead of abandoning Lloyd at Darkley’s Misako leaves him with the Ninjago equivalent of One Direction

Which I’d guess would be the Royal Blacksmiths wait that’d cause so many shenanigans

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It kind of reminds me of the Bible and how people treated Jesus, but maybe that’s just my Christianity trauma coming back to terrorize me again however I will say if you look at it from that angle, it is incredibly funny

The Spinjitzu family should be actual royalty and I will not be taking criticism on that. Like I’m talking they have the power to veto any government decision in all of Ninjago. Garmadon and Wu don’t get involved with politics that often since their prefer to leave it up to the mortals.

Lloyd doesn’t know about it. Like at all. He finds out one morning at breakfast because he was sitting and thinking to hard about his heritage.

Lloyd: Grandpa is literally the guy who created Ninjago.

Wu: Yes.

Lloyd: So like, shouldn’t we have more power then? Like why aren’t we royalty or something.

Wu, deadpan: Lloyd, we are royalty.

Lloyd: WHAT

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I feel like he’d just take off his shirt then everyone gets to question why the fuck he’s acting like jack Doherty after getting into a car crash which is arguably funnier

P.S if you don’t know what I’m talking about with the jack Doherty comment that’s for the best please do not rot your brain like I have that man is not worth your time and energy

Do we think that Lloyd told the other ninja that he unlocked his oni form...?

Because realistically wouldn't his clothes have been torn and like it would've been evident it wasn't from the fight because like... he literally grew two extra arms. That wouldn't be a normal fight wear and tear... right?

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Oh ya don’t say?

"Hello? Magic forest thing, please don't kill me as I walk through you."

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my favorite dramatic ass Oni

Inspired by this screenshot:

This man would watch soap operas

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nothing

Guess the context I have to know

@h0wdidig3there S A Y N O T H I N G

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we don’t care if it bends the electricity will go where it goes!

-@chandrikiyurie /my dear sister

The implications

@tornoleander

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I love the pose because it just screams cryptid

Oni + Dragon ? Or just something strange?

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my 24 year old cat passed away today,

peacefully in her sleep.

now she can reunite with her twin sister after 2 long years.

I’m sure they’re already bickering in the afterlife.

goodbye ice cream.

you and halo raised me better than any human I met in my life.