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Honestly Hades should feel lucky that all Zagreus does is run around the underworld, steal some trinkets and beat up aggressive shades.

If I was in Zagreus place there would be no peace. I once decorated the whole house with hand-made fishes on a school day during quarantine, on pure whim. Give me a goal and free time and it's over for him.

I'm just saying, if i was a god with infinite amount of time ahead of me (and the ability to not die) and i was stuck in one house like it's 2020, there would be consequences. I would be insufferable. Let's see who win then.

day 14 of trying to get to the surface: orpheus may not be here anymore but there's no reason not to liven up the house with some music. i've picked up a viola. its screams of agony resonate through the halls

day 15 of trying to get to the surface: i'm forbidden from playing any instruments ever again.

day 22 of trying to get to the surface: i got into candle making and i'm putting one candle around father's desk for each of my attempts. his desk caught fire 3 times already.

day 29 of trying to get to the surface: i've gotten back my administrative room privileges, and i will use them for evil.

day 31 of trying to get to the surface: i've started writing father some letters and stashing them in between his paperwork. also making counterfeit paperwork. that should entertain him.

day 39 of trying to get to the surface: i have tasked the house contractor with filling the house with flowers. If I can not get to the surface, I will make it come to me.

day 47 of trying to get to the surface: father did not appreciate the fresh fish i caught and left on his chair.

day 52 of trying to get to the surface: i've filled father's desk drawers with origami paper stars, as a reminder that i want to see the night sky.

The real reason I would be insufferable in this way is because I would not make it past Tartarus. Gotta attack from a different front line.

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If your response to the information "an alarming number of people simply cannot read well enough to function in the society that was built around them" is "wow I'm so much better than them" i think you need to kill yourself

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giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.

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the way that I know bouldering is The physical activity for me is that very few other types of exercise don't just involve but require taking long breaks to sit around and squint suspiciously at a wall

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a lie that's painted gold

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Apparently I never posted this here for some reason

Drew this after playing Royal for the first time because Akechi's social link is bar none the absolute funniest shit I've ever seen, boi is literally over here going "IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA" and expecting me to actually take his ass seriously

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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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PINK MAGICAL GIRLS

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tbh i’m an orange juice slut chugging that shit right from the bottle both hands on it orange juice spilling out the sides of my mouth but i don’t care i just keep gulping it down i fucking love orange juice

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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

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