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Please tell me someone has noticed this.

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It was just hailing (when I zoom in you can see the white spots on the ground), when I took this video it was raining super hard, and now like 3 minutes later, it's light rain and clearing up. IN AUGUST.

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My Brother and Snow White:

*Talking about Snow White.* Me: Do you have skin as white as snow, hair as black as ebony, and lips as red as blood? My Brother: No, I have slightly tan skin and...pink lips. Me: As pink as what? My Brother: Lips as pink as fresh-cut pork- Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My Brother: And hair as brown as tree bark.

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PERL Begins:

Narrator: First, there was salt. Then, there was a salt shaker. When a glass of water got tipped into the concoction, it made PERL: the ultimate salt Bird Mom. Her charge is Steben Bewniverse, a responsible young man who always wears a suit. Everyone hates him. His mother is Greg. No questions. Helping her are 3 space rocks: Supplefire, Rueby, and Amyfist. They hate salt, but they love PERL because PERL cannot not be loved. She is obviously the best PERL and no one even tries to compete. There are several reasons to her salt. The first is that she liked Steban’s mom, Greg. Lol no dat’s a lie. No one ships that. The second reason is salt as salty as salt is saltier than the saltiest salt in the salt salter. Finally, she simply is salt. That’s what she’s made of: salt and a glass of water. Salt doesn’t need reason, it simply is. Salt. Salt. Salt. Saltsaltsaltsalt–

*Narrator dies from salt overdose.*

PERL: Um, what is going on here? What is this book titled PERL Begins? Why is my name misspelled?

Me: Nothing, nothing, *whispering* we didn’t start a cult I promise. Really.

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Top 10 Anime Betrayals: #1: Dog getting beaten with meat stick. (I didn't actually beat him, I just made it look like that with a blurry photo)

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Comfy Clover. Wish I could do that.

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Regarding the Leaked Steven Bomb But I Got Distracted:

Me: PERL PERL THEY LEAKED THE STEVEN BOMB!

Pearl: *looks* So it seems.

Me: PERL…I want to ask you something. Something serious.

Pearl: *suspicious* Alright…

Me: …

Pearl: Just say it . I’m too salty to wait.

Me: Why did PERL throw butter out the window?

Pearl: What? When did I-

Me: To see a butterfly!

Pearl: … (Sometimes I promise these fans sound just like Steven. Speaking of Steven…) *Deep thoughts about Rose*

Me: So? What did you think?

Pearl: Hm? About what?

Random Person I Just Named Billy Ant: About the fact that I watch you sleep at night sometimes. And by sometimes I mean often.

Me: Eh!

Random Person I Just Named Billy Ant: Eh!

Pearl: *completely lost*

Me: Those sailors had surprising clean humor.

Random Person I Just Named Billy Ant: Hey, I have an idea. What if we all watched Pearl-

Me: PERL!

Random Person I Just Named Billy Ant: -Be really salty and sassy in That Will Be All? On an all night loop!

Me: Ok!

*Later*

Pearl: This seems somehow wrong.

Me: Aw come on Pearl. It’s Pearlfect.

Random Person I Just Named Billy Ant: Oh! You just got Pearled!

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Salt.

Probably Pearl at Some Point Lol

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The Power of PERL Salt:

Pearl: Hello. Today I will teach all of you an important lesson about salt with my…friend here today where- Me: Hewo people! Pearl: *cough* Yes. We will teach you the importance of salt intake daily. I suggest Pearl's Daily Salt (copyright maybe) for the job. You simply take the salt, and shake it onto your food, or anywhere else you might need it. Me: PERL, why do you have salt named after you? Pearl: Please stop interrupting. I am teaching about salt. Me: SALT? :O Can I have some salt, PERL? Please? I'll do anything! Pearl: Yes, very well, if you will be quiet. Me: Mm! *zipping motion* Pearl: Now, as I was saying, salt will keep you from death... *after beautiful and moving speech about the power of salt* Me: PERL, where is my salt? Pearl: *sigh* I really don't know. Me: No non nononononononono NONONONONONONONONONONONO SALT! Pearl: Ugh, here. Watch some Steven Universe episodes about me. Me: But how are you here if....meh, don't question it. The deadly winter hiatus raises too many questions, such as: why am I writing this? Is this breaking the fourth wall? Will I die before spring? Do I really care at this point? How many people consider this 'quality content'? Again, do I care? Pearl: Please stop. You're hurting Rose. Me: :O Rose is alive? Pearl: Yes, she merely laughed at us when we told her having Steven would be dangerous. Then she told us to never question her. Me: :O Did I cause this with my imagination? The world will never know.

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This face perfectly describes how I feel about my beautiful blog.

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Yo life will give you bruises, so you need to give life lemons.

Me (You Know You Love These)

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Dat's enough memes from me when I'm tired.

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I regret none of these memes.

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I have memes to post from unknown peoples.

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Subtle Advertising For Myself:

Me: Did you know that I have a YouTube channel, PERL?

Pearl: No, please stop.

Me: Never. It's called guinealover6674 !!!,PERL.

Pearl: Please stop advertising for yourself.

Me: No, can't you see that I'm desperate?

Pearl:...

Me: CHECK IT OUT PEOPLES WHO WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE THIS!

Pearl: The hiatus is getting to you.

Me: Thanks for noticing, PERL. I appreciate that. Just wait. Also I'm tired and this is probably the worst conversation ever, so goodnight.

Pearl: I'm too cool for sleep.

Me: I know, PERL. I know.

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Guess what country I'm from! XD Ethnocentric.

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PERL PERL PERL WHY HAVEN'T I POSTED?

Pearl: Idk, please stop.