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I fucking love this.

Big Annie, the Ogryn Sister of Battle

- Annie, do you wish to help us fight? - Yes! Annie smash! Annie help! Canoness looked at the frowning ogryn with a softened, almost gentle expression. - Then you shall join us in the battle to come. You shall redeem the sin of your perversion of the human nature by purging the enemies of Mankind; and once we are finished, the Emperor will smile at you as He smiles at each of His loyal daughters. You are my sister from now on, Annie. Come.

A non-existing quote from a non-existing fanfic/book

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Ooooooh this would be so dope 😩

i want to go im mad ancrying

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This made my brain hurt.

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homunculus horde + infinitokens + my artist friends =

WONDERS

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

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Cats are seriously such an enigma. Lil fuckers are way too fucking clever. Especially black cats.

My cat figured out that he could make my fancy MTG deck box rattle to wake me up.

I have my +1+1 counter dice in it, in a small drawer that pulls out of it. The deck box is solid wood.

He has somehow discovered that pawing my deck box, makes the most aggravatingly loud rattling noise that immediately makes me wake up in panic that the deck box is falling over.

Here's my needy little freeloader:

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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They really just wanna keep on beating this dead horse to death.

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The internet truly is the gift that keeps on giving

technique looks perfect

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This is me whenever I get a crap first hand and I gotta either mulligan or Embrace The Struggle™

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I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

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Funniest thing about this is now I get to talk about how I managed to beat him AGAIN last night.

So, game one from this weekend:

I caught him after he had blocked, swung with all my remaining tokens, and the ability damage got him.

Game 3( I lost game 2):

Caught him with this. I had Thunderhawk Gunship which grants all attacking creatures flying, and he had no flyers. So, 11 toxic counters at once.

I love my Imperium Deck.

I did it.

I can't fucking believe it.

It's a friggin Christmas miracle.

I managed to beat my buddy's uber-cracked Krenko commander deck.

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I did it.

I can't fucking believe it.

It's a friggin Christmas miracle.

I managed to beat my buddy's uber-cracked Krenko commander deck.

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Oooooh boy......

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This is an awesome list!!!

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Don't know why but I found this to be amusing & liked how Plo Koon says thank you