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robs so good at dramatic acting. i don't think ive seen emotional moments for a man on tv feel so gut wrenching and real as the shit that wilson has to deal with.

if you have any recs for media with men like that, please let me know!

everyone give it up for the saddest man in new jersey

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naurrrrr

Gregory House is buried here

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hilson postcard au, pt 1

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james wilson and the mcgill sweatshirt

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House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

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hand in unloveable hand.

prints + merch + commission info

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I've always loved Wilson's office, it has such personality and charm

seeing him pack it all up in the season 5 premiere was heartbreaking </3. and then house going there, to his office late at night just to sit on the floor and stare at the blank walls..... lord

wilson :)

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wilson :)

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house in 2024

House installs 24/7 tracking apps on Wilson's phone. In return, Wilson books Ubers to take his phone and drive to various nefarious locations, sit there for half an hour, then come back home

Similarly, Wilson gets a smartwatch that monitors his heart rate. House gets updates sent to his phone and calls Wilson whenever his heart rate increases by more than 20 bpm to try and interrupt him jerking off

Kutner writes fanfic and replies to almost every comment he gets. His author's notes are full of things like "sorry this chapter is late, I accidentally gave myself a concussion trying to save a patient's life"

House posts on the Am I The Asshole subreddit but gets annoyed at everything thinking he's the asshole so he immediately deletes his account and pretends it never existed

Cuddy spends an hour of her day responding to the hospital's negative google reviews about "that rude doctor with the cane"

A young patient of Wilson's convinces him to be in a TikTok they're making, and he doesn't really know what that is but he agrees and ends up going semi-viral

Chase is secretly seething with jealousy over Wilson's accidental TikTok success, because Chase has been making thirst-trap videos in his scrubs for months with barely any views (it's because he's trying way too hard)

Thirteen gets really into Drag Race/the local drag scene and accidentally introduces House to gay slang, which he instantly adopts

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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

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okey-doke 🥺

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Ok but fact Cuddy cannonically dreamed House and Wilson would get married and raise her kid together if she ever died-

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In the club freakin it Wilson style

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they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,

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House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting