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Twi’lek Masterpost

Biological Facts:

mammals

They don’t naturally grow any hair(or at least it’s very rare) but some like to draw or tattoo on eyebrows for aesthetic purposes. The only exception to this is eyelashes to keep sand out of the eyes

Head tails(Lekku) contain brain and are used for communication 

Lekku - some have 2, some have 4

Lekku - they are extremely sensative

Lekku - some can even hold objects

Lekku - babies aren’t born with them

Lekku - "tchun" is the left lekku and "tchin" the right

omnivores - eat cultivated molds, fungi, and rycrit meat

Males have humanoid ears, women have hearing organs that are more cone shaped

they have four stomachs and can eat nearly anything in existance

babies are born with blunt teeth but males tend to file their teeth into points

There are many subraces with varying colors and patterns on their skin. Blue are most common, and red are most rare

originated from synthetic life ordered by Rakata

Other facts 

Come from the planet Ryloth

 Native language is Ryl but they can learn most alien languages

females were often kidnapped for slavery due to their beauty

some headdresses are used for fashion, but some are used as muzzles to prevent communication via the Lekku

due to their many stomachs and ability to consume most anything, they are more prone to obesity, which is then associated with a higher status. Longer Lekku = more fat stored = wealthier and high class

Lekku, when grabbed forcefully, can incapacitate, however it is not impossible to live without them, as cybernetics can be used

A number of Twi'leks believed that slavery was an efficient way to proliferate their species and preserve their culture, as the Twi'leks lacked their own means of inter-planetary travel

Popular jobs (in no particular order) are merchants, thieves, dancers, and warriors

males wear long loose robes, while females wear tighter clothing 

gift giving is a popular greeting to new people. when the new group is larger, they hold parties with traditional dancing

on their home planet they live in mud houses with textile décor

Government consists of 5 clans

clans - each clan is led by a group of council members. When the first dies the rest are cast out to be replaced by the next generation

Rather than having separate personal and clan names, a Twi'lek would have a single name that combined these two elements. to have a broken name indicates exiled criminal members of society

income comes from drugs, mining, and slavery until taken over by the Hutts, where slavery became the primary trade in their ever-growing black market

values harmony across clans 

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Update, I heard a rumor that Cherelyn or Sunnie (can’t remember which) was antisemetic and extremely homophobic and I am sorrowfully reminded of the fact that the people suck

Moral of the story: trust no one

Where did they go;; I love em all so so much

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Eyeball painting~ Idk if I already posted this yet but still fun to look at!!

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Ok what this tastes amazing wtf it’s SO GOOD

I’m trying this, I’ll post what I think!!!

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Profite moi-même de ton repas~

I’m trying this, I’ll post what I think!!!

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I’m trying this, I’ll post what I think!!!

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Why are we forced to go to school and get a job in something we don’t like in “the land of the free” just to make a living wage

I was told it was communism to be forced into a job option

weird how that works

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I can’t even begin to tell you how seriously I’ve considered being a pole dancer

Consider the following:

Good workout

Good money

Cool dance moves

Ability to beat ass

Probably a good confidence booster

Apparently very easy to learn basics

Excuse to wear ~big heels~

Google says it only takes 3 weeks to be considered “good���

There’s plenty of different types

Tight-knit community

Any one (gender, race, sexuality, etc.) can do it

Even if I don’t do it for a living I might do it anyway tbh it sounds great

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This is the only future Simpsons episode I will ever believe will happen because it’s the only one hat isn’t bleek as hell

Barthood is nice and it’s wholesome and I appreciate it so screw all those sadder ones where only one person gets to be happy

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I’m super sorry one of the screenshots are weird!! I couldn’t fix it without messing up the look of the whole document! Enjoy some more rocks though! :)

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My Favorite Cryptids!

Wolpertingers and  Jackalopes

In German folklore, a wolpertinger is an animal said to inhabit the alpine forests of Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg in southern Germany.

The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns. The word jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope. Many jackalope taxidermy mounts, including the original, are made with deer antlers.

These are beauties because of their designs!! They are gorgeous creatures!

Mokele-mbembe and  Altamaha-ha

DescriptionIn cryptozoology, the Mokele-mbembe is a water-dwelling entity that lives in the Congo River Basin, sometimes described as a living creature, sometimes as a spirit.

He is so lonely looking, I wanna give him a hug :)  This creature was also considered during the uprising in fascination in dinosaurs, which explains the appearance of this magnificent beast.

In Georgia folklore, the Altamaha-ha is a legendary creature, alleged to inhabit the myriad small streams and abandoned rice fields near the mouth of the Altamaha River in southeastern Georgia. Sightings are particularly reported around Darien and elsewhere in McIntosh County.

I have always been interested in this concept, and it reminds me of a manatee/sea cow!! 

Finally, for the meme,

Mothman and Loveland Frog

In West Virginia folklore, the Mothman is a creature reportedly seen in the Point Pleasant area from November 15, 1966, to December 15, 1967. The first newspaper report was published in the Point Pleasant Register dated November 16, 1966, titled "Couples See Man-Sized Bird ... Creature ... Something".

In Ohio folklore, the Loveland frog is a legendary humanoid frog described as standing roughly 4 feet tall, allegedly spotted in Loveland, Ohio.

JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! :) :) :)

I love them

This concludes my list for favorite Cryptids! 

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

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Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

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US Elevation.

by @cstats1

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ANTI-SEMITES ARE INFILTRATING THE ONLINE SPIRITUAL COMMUNITY!

PLEASE read if you are into magic/witchcraft/meditation, anything spiritual.

White nationalists and the alt right are disguising themselves as members of the spiritual community in order to spread their bigotry as if it were simply another facet of spiritual beliefs.

FOR EXAMPLE I just received this message request today

They will post about the universe and cosmic harmonies and all that jazz and slip in covid denialism, accusations of blood libel, and literal Qanon theories every few posts, and pass it off as "the truth that only the truly enlightened can see."

I've noticed "5d" seems to be an apparent dogwhistle for this, as I've never heard it said in any context other than an alt-righter claiming to be a spiritual influencer.

If you come across something like this, please report and block them. If you have friends in the online spiritual community, please alert them to this. Fascists are laughing at us, thinking our beliefs mean that we are stupid enough to drink their racist Kool aid, just because we practice magic. Show them we will not allow them in the community.

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ngl i would also smite anyone who knocks down my pretty rocks

For your spooky senses.