goatsandpals
goatsandpals
And then everyone died. Cosmically and horribly.
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goatsandpals · 9 hours ago
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I set her on my pacing steed, And nothing else saw all day long, For sidelong would she bend, and sing A faery’s song. - John Keats "La Belle Dame sans Merci" --- Happy Valentine's Day! This piece is based on an artwork called "La Belle Dame sans Merci", painted by Frank Dicksee, circa 1901. Which was based on a poem called "La Belle Dame sans Merci" published by John Keats in 1819. Which was based on a poem called "La Belle Dame sans Merci" penned by Alain Chartier in 1424. ...Guess what we're calling ours?
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goatsandpals · 10 hours ago
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Tolkien describing Elvish woman: The Lady was beautiful and pale with long silver hair and wore some kind of flowing garnment. anyway back to the men
Me: ok cool she sounds pretty can I hear more about her-
Tolkien describing Elvish man: FINDOR SON OF FINLOTH WAS SO FAIR AND GRAVE THAT THE SWANS DID HIS BIDDING. HE WAS TALL AND STRONG AND WIELDED A HUNTING KNIFE. HIS DARK HAIR FLOWING IN THE WIND, HE TOOK A LAST STAND AT THE PEAK OF MORGOTH'S SEX DUNGEON WHERE HIS GOLDEN-HAIRED ELVEN COMPANION HAD LONG FALLEN PREY TO THE DARK LORD'S WILES
Me: ok so you're going through a lot. I get it. It's fine my man
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goatsandpals · 16 hours ago
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i think its so stupidly adorable that despite the dragonsickness, thorin gifts bilbo the mithril shirt. and its so fucking cute how despite the sealonging, legolas stays with gimli on middle earth until he grows old. its just sickeningly sweet that love is the one thing that is stronger then these magical mental disorders.
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goatsandpals · 2 days ago
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Hi everyone ...
I am Maram Al-Nabulsi, I currently live in the completely destroyed 🏚🚀city of Gaza, specifically Khan Younis. Since the war on Gaza began on 10/7/2023, my family - my father Muhammad, my mother Hiba and my siblings Nour, Maram, Mahmoud - have been living in constant fear, crying and suffering because of shrapnel, shells and bullets. We have no food🥘🌯, no electricity, no cooking gas, no schools🏢📚, no homes🏚, no cleaning supplies, no clothes🧣🧥🧤. Our house was completely destroyed. My school was bombed, and my sister Nour's university was turned into rubble, which deprived us all of education. The war forced us to live in displacement centers, which are just tents that are not suitable for living, especially in winter. Every day we live death, terror and panic a thousand times because of the continuous bombing of my city. The war has killed more than 50 of my relatives and neighbors. At the beginning of the war, we took refuge in my aunt's house, but it was also turned into rubble. Imagine: We have escaped imminent death more than 20 times, and have been displaced between shelters more than 13 times. My brothers and I have suffered from many diseases due to malnutrition, and we need medicine constantly. If we stay in Gaza, we may lose our lives. Recently, we have been seriously considering leaving Gaza to a safe place. However, the travel costs are very high. We need more than 70 thousand dollars to leave Gaza. Due to the exorbitant prices, rampant unemployment, insecurity, the ongoing blockade, and the continuous bombing, we have lost all our money. How can we live in such insecurity💔🙏, with the constant bombing and shrapnel flying above us? My dear compassionate friends around the world, with your generous donations, even if small, you can save 5 people from imminent death, allowing us to start a life outside Gaza full of love, peace, and hope. Best regards from Gaza City....🍉🇵🇸
Verified by @beesandwatermelons - Line #207
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goatsandpals · 2 days ago
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Happy Valentines Day~
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goatsandpals · 2 days ago
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Potato - - - 🥔 Pass the potato to 7 of your friends in less than a day (no group chats allowed) just copy and paste. (This started in New Hampshire)
^^^ technically you're a mutual, but it's close enough.
POTATO
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goatsandpals · 4 days ago
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Gamers can you please use this post to share positive news about nature and our environment
Everyday I feel crushing sadness and defeat about the state of the world and need encouragement
Feel free to share simple helpful advice on how we can do better for the planet
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goatsandpals · 5 days ago
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With how hard it can be to distinguish now, I just want to say that if I ever reblog AI, please know it wasn’t intentional and let me know so I can delete it.
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goatsandpals · 6 days ago
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I BRING NEWS FROM THE MINSTREL 🔥
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(posted on its instagram story)
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goatsandpals · 6 days ago
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While you're here, Hanan and her family need your help!
Hanan and her husband have 3 young children, Lana (10), Abdul Karim (7), and Adam (2); since last year they've been displaced and without income.
Their house in Khan Younis was destroyed with them inside, as well as the clothing store which supported their family. Now, they live in a weak tent which fails to protect them from even the weather, surrounded by scarcity and disease on the coast of Ghazzah.
To help them evacuate and rebuild their lives, they are trying to raise $100,000 USD. So far, they've only raised $9,695; not even 1/10th of their goal.
Please help them however you can, whether it be by donating or sharing their campaign. Every contribution matters.
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goatsandpals · 7 days ago
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I am sorry I doubted you.
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goatsandpals · 7 days ago
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Woke up from the type of deep slumber that would put Smaug himself to shame to make this.
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goatsandpals · 7 days ago
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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
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goatsandpals · 8 days ago
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On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.
And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.
I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.
Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.
Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.
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goatsandpals · 8 days ago
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for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone
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goatsandpals · 8 days ago
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Toxic Yuri or Something, I don't know I just like that they were hanging out together in the woods :-)
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goatsandpals · 8 days ago
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Just read The Two Towers, and right now I am absolutely obsessed with the fact that l, when the company encounters the Riders of Rohan, Eomer is like:
"You're *who*? That's not real, that's a legend."
"Wait, the Lady of the Lake is real and not a fairytale?"
"What the fuck is a hobbit?"
And later when the Riders encounter Ents, everyone is like, "Trees can talk? What the FUCK?"
Look at that face in the picture. That is the face of a person that does not believe any of this fantasy shit. Absolute normal person energy, and I absolutely love this.
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