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The signs as lyrics from daft punk’s 1997 hit “around the world”
Aries: around the world
Taurus: around the world
Gemini: around the world
Cancer: around the world
Leo: around the world
Virgo: around the world
Libra: around the world
Scorpio: around the world
Sagittarius: around the world
Capricorn: around the world
Aquarius: around the world
Pisces: around the world
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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking
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Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)
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Sleepover
A Green Day CD, stolen from her older brother, spins in her player
Cigarette smoke fills the room
Her friend sits cross-legged on the floor, in front of a mirror
Doing her makeup to look like Courtney Love
Another friend sits at the computer
Looking up images to print out for her zine
“Hey!” A fourth girl shouts from the en suite, “Come help me!”
The girls walk into the bathroom and find their friend
Her hair is wet and hanging over the bathtub
An empty box of hair dye lies disregarded at her knees
They get their friend a towel and dry off her hair
It’s a bright shade of green that her mother will hate
And she loves it
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sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me
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i support misha collins' political aspirations because i enjoy the thought of the future wikipedia entry for List of LGBT Presidents of the United States being hotly contested at row 1 on account of Well he was bisexual in new jersey that one weekend
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anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft
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I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs
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BABYBEL CHEESE, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING! THATS RIGHT CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT ON YOUR NEXT ORDER OF BABYBELS VEGAN CHEESE WHEELS!
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you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
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