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Talking about Gerard Way.... You do listen to MCR right???.... Right?????????

No, I'm not emo. I'm goth, more of a Sisters of Mercy/Siouxsie and the Banshees/45 Grave kinda guy if you know what I mean. Gerard Way is a pretty little man, though.

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Some people literally can't tell alt subcultures apart and will literally call everyone who wears black emo. Smh

I mean I'm not a hater. Goth, punk, emo, scene, grunge, whatever. But like girly just because my name is Gerard doesn't mean my last name is Way. Guys...not mad though I promise.

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Hi Gerry, are you aware that Jurgen Leitner is very scared of emos like you? Put on a disguise and slowly gain his trust, then ask the blender anon to blend him :)

I'm sorry, did you just call me EMO?

Imagine that. I show up in blue jeans and whatever and be like 'c'mere old man' and he slowly follows my trail of books and right into a mousetrap style trap. With the cheese and everything. And then we blend him.

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why don't the horrifying creatures beyond my comprehension ever text me 😔 (I haven't even texted them first, just stared in horror and awe like once)

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Damn girl, why so many people want you in a blender?

Everybody wants me for my blendability Because I'm just so blendable Umm idk, they're homophobic I guess?

You gotta ask the blender anon. I really dunno.

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Hi again!, same anon that asked about Micheal

I asked because someone said you two would look cute together

Oh...! You really think so?

*ahem* Lemme try that again. I'm sure we probably would look cute together...uh...I don't know if we should get together but I mean I, well, I wouldn't mind I guess...I mean, mayhaps...

But, you know, that's never gonna happen. So whatever. I guess.

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Did you met Michael Shelley before he died?

Or was that before Gertrude officially hired you?

I don't think Gertrude ever officially hired me, gotta be honest. I don't even know if I'm on payroll...😔

I did meet Michael Shelley though, once or twice. Very nice guy. Kind and considerate and all that.

Why do you ask, anon?

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Feeling cutesy today. Getting dangerously close to ':3' territory, even.

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Hypothetically, if someone were to teach a chimp to read and if they were given a Leitner would they be affected the same as a human?

Good morning to you too, anon.

I'm not very sure. I mean, if the Fears affect all living things (for example the Slaughter and the Hunt), then I feel like the Leitners would affect all living things as well.

I dunno, though. That's some weird shit right there.

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I think the person who asked about Micheal has... *developed feelings* for him.

- 📼

Good for them! I'm not in the dating scene right now, anyway...haha....

He's a pretty face to work alongside and a voice of reason in the office--and fun to trick. I guess. Yeah.

You guys can have your fun with him, 📼 (your name is an emoji now. To me).

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(I don’t know if his has been asked before) opinions on Michael Shelley?

This hasn't been asked before, actually.

Um...Michael Shelley. So. Uh. He's very very handsome He has a very charming aesthetic to him. And he's my coworker. So I uh...I can't really say much, he might find me...Er...

Is there an option not to respond? Um...you really put me on the spot there, anon.

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Plus...it did say 'all purpose' on it...if I'm being so honest...

Boxed hair dye is only like 5 quid at the drugstore though...

I know...for someone who works under The Eye, I'm incredibly stupid. Plus, I thought that if hair dye wouldn't work (like the last few times), then fabric dye would.

I think I've realized that it's a user error, though. Would you like to dye my hair for me, anon?

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Cutesy...

Hello! Did you know it’s time for you to be blended?

Sticks you ibto a blender and blends you :3

- @blender-anon

Honk shoo. As long as I come out of the blender as a cool color then whatever. Blend me.

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Hello! Did you know it’s time for you to be blended?

Sticks you ibto a blender and blends you :3

- @blender-anon

Honk shoo. As long as I come out of the blender as a cool color then whatever. Blend me.

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Boxed hair dye is only like 5 quid at the drugstore though...

I know...for someone who works under The Eye, I'm incredibly stupid. Plus, I thought that if hair dye wouldn't work (like the last few times), then fabric dye would.

I think I've realized that it's a user error, though. Would you like to dye my hair for me, anon?

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You tried to dye your hair with fabric dye? Why would you do that?

I thought it would work. And I'm really fucking cheap. You think I can just go to the hair salon or whatever? I'm on an archival salary, and I'm busy buying Leitners off of people...

Plus, I was desperate. I mean my hair's growing out, I had stupid streaks from the last time I tried to dye it (and somehow accidentally bleached it???), and I ran out of dye, so I figured that it literally couldn't get any worse.

And then it fucking did...

I'm not going to accept defeat, though. I'm gonna get some new cheap hair dye eventually. Not for the time being, though.

I spend too much money on my hair, anyway.

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Yo i met someone today named Jerard Key who looked like to oppose of you? Did you get taken by the Not-Them?

That's a coincidence if I've ever seen one. I don't recall being taken by the NotThem, but if I had, that'd probably be my doppelgänger. They didn't have any Leitners on them, did they?