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A kinda sorta update on this - my boyfriend finds it cute that I make swans and frogs whenever I’m bored and have paper so he has a shelf of varying sizes of different origami animals.

My flat mate also has a couple of owls.

Friend: Hey I bet you can’t make an origami swan out of this small a bit of paper

Me *making the swan*: Say what

Friend *with a smaller bit of paper*: No way can you make it out of this

Me *two tiny swans later*: SaY wHaT

Friend *holding three tiny swans in decreasing sizes*: You’re a psych student, you knew I was trying to get you to do it

Me: You challenged me, my friend.

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Klive is dead but Kolin lives. RIP Klive. Long live his replacement Zuzette the succulent (who sprouted recently).

I have gotten a cactus in the hope that I will not kill it like the dozens of other plants.

Will give you guys updates on important moments in Kolin’s life

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Yo, ik this is kinda personal, but I just want to know for me, does your mom know you are bisexual? And if so how did you tell her? Don't answer if you don't want to!!

Hi! Sorry for the long wait for a reply! Yeah she does. She asked if I was gonna get a bf soon and I said yeah or gf. She also saw pictures of me and my ex-gf on snap (kissing).

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Hi guys sorry for the long absence, life got difficult and I haven’t really been able to see the light side of it. I should be back and posting now. Hope everyone has been okay.

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Kolin has a little brother, his name is Klive and he is a very bad cactus.

I have gotten a cactus in the hope that I will not kill it like the dozens of other plants.

Will give you guys updates on important moments in Kolin’s life

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Why do people who literally admit they’re old enough to be your grandfather come onto you at bars? Come on dude, my friend and I are clearly not interested

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Some dude on the Prague-Budapest train had taken his cats on in their carry case and I got to pet them

I made friends with a crow which hopped around us for a good hour in a Berlin park

Had the most amazing coffee and whiskey chocolate ice cream in Rome

On the day I got back from that trip went out for drinks and had to go to work with the worst hangover I’ve ever had (smart I know)

Saw a comedy show called the unfortunate bisexual in Edinburgh (me!!!!!) and another called alcohol is good for you

Spent the return journey making bad memes of each other

Okay so I don’t know where to start about my holiday

On the first day my bag got stolen

But on the bright side got to party on a boat so that was fun

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Okay so I don’t know where to start about my holiday

On the first day my bag got stolen

But on the bright side got to party on a boat so that was fun

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I have got a disco ball for my 18th birthday party next week which I think is further proof if anyone needed it that I should not be allowed to become a legal adult

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I have gotten a cactus in the hope that I will not kill it like the dozens of other plants.

Will give you guys updates on important moments in Kolin’s life

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No more physics exams ever!!!!

I’m so happy I’m gonna have a ceremonial burning of notes this weekend!!!

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Happy Pride Month Everyone!!

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Thanks guys I’m really not that funny but I appreciate it!!

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I love my school

Friday was our last day so we had an assembly which consisted of a band and a year wide game of kahoot.

Last two questions?

Who’s already drunk?

80% me

20% not me (wrong answer)

Who’s going to (local pub) to get even more drunk?

50% Me

10% Not me (wrong answer)

40% I am but I should be revising

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If you think every time my friends and I go to the cinema we don’t each sneak in a box of 20 chicken nuggets to not share you would be wrong

Last time there may or may not have been prawn crackers

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Avengers: endgame is officially the third movie I’ve ever cried at

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My friends the best she agreed to skip class to come pick me up from the hospital after I got a cast put on

The teacher wasn’t happy as we turned up 30 minutes late with happy meals and Costa