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Katniss: my parents’ names? What do you need those for? That’s not important to the plot.

Haymitch: Katniss didn’t tell you her parents’ names?? Here’s a comprehensive list of her entire family tree. Did you know she’s related to my girlfriend?

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haymitch is the little kid that’ll sit next you on a bench and overshare about everything going on in his life and then leave you bewildered,

while katniss is the type of little kid that sits down next to you on a bench and you feel vaguely unsettled by her presence there because she’s so quiet.

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i fear the stunt with the milk is what made plutarch really believe that haymitch could pull off the explosion in the arena

he watched this 16yo down half a jug of milk because he knows the milk might save the president of the country's life. & he's like "oh! that's the one"

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The mockingbird, the jabberjay and the mockingjay 🕊️ inspired by this post by @fromevertonow

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Maysilee Donner is my queen y’all

Suzanne Collins number one Maysilee Donner defender

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Mira is literally such an icon

Brennan argues from the hallway behind Xaden. "They're my sisters!"

"I can kill him if you prefer," Xaden offers, raising his scarred brow.

"And give him another opportunity to fake his own death?" Mira scoffs.

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Violet Sorrengail’s Must-Haves for Men:

1. Tall

2. Ego even taller

3. Bad communication skills

4. Linked somehow to aristocracy

5. Emotionally unavailable

6. Name ends in ‘den’

7. Has a temper that gets people killed

8. Dain does not approve

9. Mira also does not approve

10. Can’t forget that her deceased father also expressed his disapproval from his literal grave

On a side note, Aaric also does not approve.

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My life rn in a nutshell:

so I just finished sunrise on the reaping this morning and long story short I have re-remembered my younger self’s obsession with THG. But I’m also neck-deep in my DC hyperfixation. So my brain is doing its goddamn best to combine those two things

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katniss: how do you think haymitch won the games?

peeta: he outsmarted the others

haymitch in his games: drinks poison water, falls asleep in a blueberry patch without attempting to cover his tracks, tries to pet a bunny during the countdown, makes an alarming number of bunny-related decisions in general

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President Snow is so out of his mind, it’s almost funny. Like, on the one hand, yes, he’s ruthless and terrifying, and will do anything to keep his Games and hold the districts in check. But on the other hand, this grown ass man told Haymitch that being killed in an arena on live TV was a better fate than loving a Covey girl? Your failed situationship is not the issue here. Not to mention the fact that Haymitch drank an entire pitcher of milk to spite this man, and he legit follows Haymitch around waving pitchers of milk in his face for the rest of the book? What in the world? This man isn’t just sadistic and narcissistic, he’s just plain crazy.

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I just realised that Haymitch was the last person to be reaped for the Hunger Games just as he promised, it was simply 25 years later than he intended.

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The foreshadowing 👀

Freshman me knew what was up

(No spoilers I’m on like page 40)

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honestly kinda love the fact that inej and jesper both had a crush on kaz, and instead of their friendship being strained(or god forbid a love triangle) bc of it, there was just a conversation like “damn, we both got terrible taste”

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“I will have you without your armor, Kaz Brekker, or I will not have you at all.”

Is Inej better than Kaz? Undeniably. Is she too good for Kaz? Probably. Even Kaz says so himself, saying that Inej is “lovely and brave and better than he deserved.”

But that’s not the part that matters. Because with the same breath, he refers to himself, saying that he’s “not so broken that he couldn’t pull himself together into some semblance of a man for her.”

That one line is what sets the Bastard of The Barrel apart from the pick me boys and the lazy bums. That one line makes Kanej the peak of romance. Because maybe he’s not good enough for her. But he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try.

And at the end of Crooked Kingdom, what do we see? Kaz Brekker, holding his Wraith, devoid of armor. Because maybe he’s isn’t good enough. But for her, he will be.

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Grishaverse OTP Candy Salad Pt 3

Kaz: Do I have to do this?

Nina: Yes.

Kaz: I don’t take orders from you, Corpsewitch. Greed is my god.

*glances at Inej, who smiles expectantly*

Kaz: *sighs* My name is Kaz Brekker. I brought sour worms.

*dumps candy in*

Nina: Ahem.

Kaz: *glances at Inej and sighs* And my Wraith is the most deadly spider in all of Ketterdam.

Inej, looking disappointed: Oh.

Kaz, barely audible: And my girl is the most beautiful, woman in the world with a heart of gold.

Jesper, from off-camera: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TOP THAT????

Wylan: Hi, I’m Wylan. My boyfriend kissed the wrong guy. But it’s alright, because he got shipped to another country, and I brought Jolly Rancher gummies :)

Jesper: OH COME ON

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Kaz: “Alright, it’s come to my attention that your teachers don’t teach you about how the banking system works yet. A clear flaw in the Ketterdam education system, but luckily you have me as a father and I can teach you how banks work better than they could anyways.”

Aashvi Ghafa (5 year old):

Jordan Ghafa (8 year old):

Kaz: “Now, you’re going to come up to me and convince me to loan you this money.”

Aashvi: “Hello, Baba! Can I have the money?”

Kaz: “And why do you need it today, young miss?”

Aashvi: “Because I’m adorable.”

Kaz: “Fair point. Bad reason. Denied.”

Aashvi: “Because I’m very sick.”

Kaz: “Do you have your extended medical history, and a medik, and your prescriptions, and your insurance provider with you? No? Denied.”

Aashvi: “That’s not fair.”

Kaz: “Exactly.”

Jordan: “I’ll pay for her.”

Kaz: “You don’t have any money.”

Jordan: “Yes I do. I just took it from that table while Aashvi was talking to you.”

Kaz:

Kaz: “I am. So. Proud of you.”

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Skdjrighjdlsk my children

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter