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nielan times two
lan wangji and nie huaisang’s relationship has always been fraught with betrayal lmao
ok this is the last of my sketches for these two pairs of bros i think ive gotten them out of my system for the time being. that means… i can draw… new characters… huehuehue….
the series so far: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | ★
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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
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Absolutely obsessed with the idea of Jiang Cheng, in the wake of the Jiang Sect's massacre, just massively overdoing it with the defensive measures in Lotus Pier —
It was bad enough when they were first rebuilding, but in the nearly two decades that followed every single time Jiang Cheng had a nightmare about his family dying and/or Lotus Pier burning down, he would immediately get up and start working on the defensive arrays, or the evacuation plans, or so on...
People think of the Impure Realm as an impenetrable fortress, but after Lotus Pier burnt down and was rebuilt? No other sect could stand a chance against Jiang Cheng's obsessive paranoia.
Lotus Pier has everything from defensive arrays, to evacuation plans and saferooms, to secret codes and signals known only to the disciples, to hidden underground and underwater tunnels, to booby traps, barriers, poison gas, etc etc etc...
Never again will Lotus Pier be sieged…not if Jiang Cheng has anything to say about it.
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Edit: I give full blanket permission for anyone to write fanfic of this, btw. <3
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The trio <3
Alt, ref, and full fit ideas under cut :]
Yachi is such a cutie patootie I tried to reflect it in her fit, kags likes baggy clothes and hinata the opposite, bro lives in crop tops.
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i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.
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I will never not be amazed that Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng both actually look 16 years older post-resurrection, considering since cultivators of their caliber don't physically age the same as non-cultivators they couldn't do anything obvious make-up wise to make them look older. It all came down to hair, clothes, and the way those two actors carried themselves. And they pulled it off brilliantly.
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Something i'd like to see more in SoC fics is Kaz and Matthias "bonding" over the shared grief of losing a sibling
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“Whether I’m pulling the pin or not, everyone who gets close to me dies.”
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seeing anyone going “ok fandom blog” “you’re a ___ fan I’m not listening to you” in any context on this app is SO funny to me like imagine voluntarily choosing to spend time in a sewer with a bunch of other people and then being like “wow you chose to be in the sewer for THAT? my reason for willingly spending time in this sewer is so much better than yours and I am much cooler than you” girl we are all in the damn sewer.. we all wear the same clown makeup... be humble.....
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teasing hinata is a team sport too 😜
all credits to the artist @skyellux on ig & tumblr
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Kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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No one ships kanej more than Nina
but also
no one ships helnik more than Inej
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And hilariously no one ships wesper more than kaz
No one ships kanej more than Nina
but also
no one ships helnik more than Inej
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All of the canon tops in mxtx's works can cook so therefore, Jiang Yanli pegs Jin Zixuan in this essay I will-
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Day 3829 of seething and coping over the fact that despite making Jiang Cheng feel like he was worthless to his OWN FATHER by relentlessly and publicly favouring his other son/ward?, he ALSO managed to deeply traumatise said boy by making him promise to place the priorities of the Jiang Sect (a.k.a his own biological kids) over Wei Wuxian’s own life like the kid never even mattered to him!!! Fucking sublime!
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