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Hee hoo I’m a bastard

I’m seein’ some whumper turned whumpee stuff on my dash (praise the lord and pass the whump please, my crops are flourishing) but also some whumpee turned whumper (ooh hoo hoo hoo it’s like fuckin’ Christmas) and AND AND

Whumper turned Caretaker. Like full on redemption arcs. And on God do I love me a well written arc.

But. But you know what’s just as spectacular that I ain’t seen nearly enough of yet?

: )

Whumper sees the light. Together Whumper and Whumpee begin the arduous and fraught with pitfalls and mine fields journey to redemption. Whumpee begins to trust Whumper again. Maybe love even begins to bloom, if you’re into that thing.

Then it goes south. Whumpee wakes up in chains again. Muzzled again. Maybe dinner last night was served with an extra helping of sedation and now? Now Whumper gets to break Whumpee all over again.

“Because did you really think I regretted it? Did you really think I could care about you?”

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(Minor anon, last time I'll interact) just wanted to say that's totally understandable. Whenever someone writes whump with more adult themes I always ask just so that no one gets uncomfortable.

And I do appreciate you asking. Best of luck to you, ace, and fruitful whump searching.

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Garbage here! Nathaniel, Berkeley, and Daniel— truth serum time, boys. Do you think you’re a good person? : )

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Nathaniel: “I’m doing my best.” He shrugs. “The League’s primary goal is to uphold peace in the galaxy, and sometimes that requires undertaking... radical steps, so to speak. But my agenda for the League is a pacifist one, as long as it’s possible.” He falls silent for a long while and raises his eyebrows. “Are we done here?”

Berkeley: “No?”, he replies instantly, and chuckles. “What? I’m self-aware, thank you very much”

Daniel: “’Good’ and ‘bad’ don’t matter when you’re one of the only two people on a planet, you know, so there’s no point in answering your question.”

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Are you ok with minors reading your works?

This took some time to formulate a response and I’m still not on board 100% with how I’ve phrased this, but wafflin’ as I’ve been isn’t going to make it any easier.

I ain't fully comfortable with that, to be honest, now that it's been pointed out. Obviously all I can do is request minors not read and interact- but sorry if this makes me an awful human being but I ain’t gonna go policing my followers.

I deal with a lot of heavy themes and avoid minor whump specifically because I don't want to expose kids to that shit. It hits too close and all. But at the same time, reading whump as a minor was incredibly cathartic to me growing up and helped me process a lot of things.

So to answer your question: I ain’t fully on board with the concept. I wish minors would avoid my work as a lot of it is sexual and graphic in nature. That said, I understand the catharsis aspect of reading whump and how it’s an emotional release. I will be more diligent in the future marking explicit posts and politely request minors steer clear of them if they continue to read despite. It’s something I’ve been remiss in and needs correcting. #explicit from here on.

There are better whump writers to follow that don’t have plots tangled with NSFW content, kids. 

And if you are a minor reading explicit, NSFW whump for that purpose and intent because you are working through your own traumas, I caution you that such a practice is best done in tandem of an external, trained professional who can stop and even preempt a spiral.

All I can ask is that people stay safe and mind the trigger warnings I include. Additionally, that includes a blanket permission to request further trigger warnings and summaries.for chapters.

Minors, I would prefer if you found other authors to follow as you may feel you are mature enough for sexual content, but a lot of what I write is sexual violence, which is another animal entirely. Come back later, if you want. I’ll still be here.

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Jaden, Shannon, don't you feel just a tad bad for what you're doing?

Without hesitation, Shannon answered, “Not in the slightest. I’m having fun. Hell, I’m getting paid to have fun. Call it a bonding experience, right, Thommy?” She drew her leg back to kick him and snorted as the lanky man cowered backwards. “Oh, that’ll never get old.”

“Some jokes never die,” Jaden agreed.

“You’re sick,” Dale spat. “Twisted.”

Jaden laughed, short and sharp and far too fast. “Oh, I’m something alright.”

“Deranged,” Summer hissed, yanking and jerking against her restraints, kicking out and catching him in the ankle. “Is there a single goddamn scrap of decency in you? Some fucking worthwhile thing in you? IS THERE?”

His expression twisted into a snarl as he jerked back from the blow. “There isn’t,” he answered, flatly. “We good here?”

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If my character was under a truth serum, what would you/your character ask them?

They have to tell the truth, remember!

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Cancel me for it.

I cancel you for calling yourself a clown. I cancel you for being an amazing writer and making me scream while reading. @garbagewhump

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How dare you be nice while cancelling me. That's not how you cancel, fool.

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Excuse you, your memes and puns are FAN-TAS-TIC.

Shhhhhhh with your self deprecation in any sense.

I will fight you.

You called yourself a clown and well, sometimes being a clown (at least in my native language) is not bad nor cringe! You're just comfirming my theory thar you're amazing and funny! ❤❤

😳😳😳 thank you so much, this is so nice! And don't worry, I didn't mean that in an inherently negative sense, I'm just usually pretty awkward when talking to someone, and I cover that with terrible memes and even more terrible puns, so yeah. Clowning ^^'

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sending love to my fave creators for day 5 of whumpmasinjuly: garbage, you were one of the first blogs I followed after joining the community, and your series was one of the first I started reading - and I'm in love with it. The story, the style, the concept - they're all so unique and captivating, with a cast of incredibly fleshed-out characters, with wonderful terrible jokes and heartbreaking moments. You deserve so many followers and readers, because what you're writing is phenomenal!

Rational mind: properly formulate a response Garbage. Thank Marti for the kindness.

Lizard hindbrain: WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE SEROTONIN. HAPPINESS FOR GARBAGE. HEE HOO WORD MACHINE.

Garbage: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Thank you. Truly. Coming from you that is high praise.

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16 for the ask game thing too while we’re at it. @garbage

16. Give a spoiler for your WIP.

:/

Wren’s means of escape is actually pretty close! But it might take him a while to discover it.

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9 and 14 for the asks game thing. @garbage

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9. Who is your favourite character to write?

The entire main trio - Wren, Daniel, Berkeley - is extremely fun to write, but I always have a blast writing Berkeley, so I’ll go with him.

14. Tell us about an upcoming scene in your WIP, that you’re excited about.

Well, Wren’s great escape! I don’t want to give too much away, but Daniel won’t be too happy.

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Niblings! It’s a wonderful mental image even without context though.

No sadness allowed. Imagine Wren with garish pink bows in his hair! @garbage

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:D! I will gladly imagine that, thank you!

the context for this is future fluff ft. Wren's newly gained nephews/nieces/niblings (I think that's the word?)

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Movie Night

Trope: Blindfolded Fandom: Original Work

[Masterlist]

[blue for requested, red for completed]

Timeline: set after Drowning Sorrows.

Requested by anon, loosely inspired by this (visual, nsfw)

cw: slavery, blindfolds, restraints, humiliation, degradation, swearing, human furniture, creepy/intimate whumper, mention of Stockholm syndrome, self-loathing, very fucky thought processes. whumpee bordering on broken.

taglist: @faewhump @inky-whump @whole-and-apart-and-between @garbagewhump @slaintetowhump @moose-teeth @whatwasmyprevioususername @insanitywishes @special-spicy-chicken @redstainedsocks @luminouswhump @untilthepainstarts @lonesome–hunter​ @spookyboywhump​ @ohmywhump​ @renkocchi​

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Berkeley makes the most of his intergalactic retreat, much to Wren’s misery. 

“Rackham, coffee.”

He scowls, but sets his own cup down and goes up to the coffee machine.

“How do you want it?”, he asks through gritted teeth, his entire being screaming at him to resist; his anger is kept at bay by Daniel’s words from earlier that morning - you’re following his orders too, sweetheart - and knowing that Berkeley’s favorite way of dealing with disobedience is through violence.

“Iced, with milk”, he replies, sitting down at the kitchen island. “It’s been so long since I slept so well, damn.”

“Nothing like some fucking torture for a good night’s sleep”, Wren mutters, staring at the coffee splashing on the ice cubes as it slowly fills the glass.

Keep reading

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Of everything and anything that coulda gotten flagged, it’s this? The fuck did I reblog from.

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I get more sleep when I drink myself unconscious, so therefore I should do that more often? Gotcha boss.

I NICKNAMED MYSELF TRASH I GET TO PROVE I EARN IT ON A DAILY BASIS I AM THRIVING. BEST ME IS TRASH ME.

❤️ Name: Garbage

💛 Gender: Male.

💙 Favorite season: S U M M E R. Oh please give me heat I am dying.

❤️ Average amount of sleep: 2-3 hours. Whoops.

💛 Dream job: Managerial, or IS. I’m working on financial degrees alongside business and information security.

💙 Blog established: Heck if I know. But within the year, or thereabouts.

❤️ Reason for URL: I am a dumpster fire of whump.

💛 Fave Whump Tropes: Villain Whumpee, Hero Whumper, Wing Whump (I don’t write nearly enough of it) and (recently discovered) whumper to whumpee.

💙 Projects you’re working on: Live Feed. I barely have the bandwidth for that, let alone another project.

❤️ Favorite color: Gray/Silver. I am also a fan of neon colors though.

💛 Anything else you’d like to add: Howdy, if at any point due to my vernacular or dialect I’m incomprehensible, just please ask for clarification, I’m more than willin’ to oblige. Been told the south requires a translator so, feel free to tell me I’m not talking sense. Also: I drink a lot and may drink while posting. I do so under the tag “drunk garbage” for those triggered by such.

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You are way too damn sweet.

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Moondark-comooner, that’s why

But you are officially moon moon of whump sorry I don’t make the rules