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letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife
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happy birthday to my favorite pipsqueak
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair
#this post isn't even a sentence to me it's a collection of keywords needed for me to automatically reblog without thinking#like a sleeper agent activation code
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they're just having dinner! :)
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i loved that movie she enchanted me with her twitchy mannerisms and complex lore
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got the teeth of the hydra upon you
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even veals grow up
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Old FMA fanart 🦾
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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
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Your Jordans are fake as fuck, Monarch
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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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