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Now he’s reading this and laughing his ass off. He’s dying of laughter.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

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Apparently halfway he gave up and started watching NCIS. Imma throw a shoe at him…

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

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“That was supposed to be physiological? That was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen….that was the most boring fucking…Ive never been so bored in my life (said in a fake accent).”

0/10 he will not watch again. Lmfao. This was fun. He did agree that they said brother way too much. He said between this and Kraven the hunter he’d rather watch Kraven the Hunter because Mojave is garbage. I am losing it over here.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

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“Mm damn…”

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

“You look like shit…I mean I guess he does.”

“Hehe Korean…”

“oof.”

@Jack going to the Manager’s house.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

“He’s telling her to go. Go bitch go. Run bitch run! Just go! Don’t give a stupid smile, just go! I have the same problem with you I tell you to go but you’re all no I can fix him. Just run bitch run!”

I was laughing so hard I had to pause the movie. This was at the part where Thomas tells Milly to run but she says Hollywood is dangerous and smiles at him.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

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“God damn are they all losing it? Relax my dude! God Damn!”

When Thomas requested a gun. lol.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

I swear the dog is my favorite character in this movie.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

“And this is why you don’t pick up hitchhikers and if you see them don’t pick them up.”

I realise now that this has no context but I swear that makes it funnier.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

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“Are you sorry tho? are you bitch? Mmmmmm I’m just confused…”

“And what’s this dudes (Jack) deal? (I say he’s a serial killer) Oh great now he knows where he lives…”

This shit is hilarious.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

I just had to explain that Thomas was in the desert to commit suicide and he found the plot again after he lost it for a minute there.

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Looking at Thomas with the gun

“who is this guy? Man you got an old ass gun…I feel like I’ve lost the plot already.”

“are you sure he is crashing out?”

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

He said he’d have done the same thing, beat the shit outta Jack and left.

“I’d have done the same shit. I don’t know you what the hell are you talking about man?”

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Just hit the first Brother

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

I’m about to subject my boyfriend to Mojave. Let’s see if he makes it out alive brother.

[galacticcannibalism]

Master list Updated 1/1/23

Yes I am well aware that most of the series are highly out of date. But with enough motivation I might pick them back up. Yes I am also aware these came from my back up blog hush.

Poe Dameron

Body Jewelry

Boys are dumb

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

What where you thinking (First Order Poe)

A Change of Pace (First Order Poe Dameron)

Poe and FO!Poe Kinks NSFW

Poe's Tight Ass Pants NSFW

Armitage Hux

The Origin of Tidge

Taking Control NSFW

Kinkiest Thots NSFW

Hux. Spit. NSFW

Kylo Ren

Yes Supreme Leader NSFW

Of Assassin’s and Hearts AO3 DARK FIC NSFW

The Return of Hope (Ben Solo) AO3 NSFW

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

To Keep the Goddess on My Side NSFW

Loki

Have fun with Loki

Moon Knight

Cute Aggression Steven Grant x Reader

Lockley Smokes Jake Lockley x Reader

Office Hours Professor!Steven Grant x Reader co-written with @welcometostayingawake (AO3)

Marc Spector's Daddy Kink HC NSFW

Call me Poe Steven Grant x Reader NSFW

Marc's Thin Ass Sweat Pants HC NSFW

The Moon and The Sorcerer- Moon Knight Series Masterlist

Benjamin “Benny” Miller

Last Minute Under The Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Benny’s Favorite Librarian NSFW

Santiago “Pope” Garcia

Last Minute Under the Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Last Minute Under the Table: Frankie NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Series

Last Minute Under the Table

Part 1 NSFW

Part 2 NSFW

Part 3 NSFW

Part 4 SFW

FICMAS 2022 MASTERS

Fic written for me

Dulce, dulce

Birthday Behavior

[galacticcannibalism]

Master list Updated 12/24/22

Yes I am well aware that most of the series are highly out of date. But with enough motivation I might pick them back up. Yes I am also aware these came from my back up blog hush.

Poe Dameron

Body Jewelry

Boys are dumb

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

What where you thinking (First Order Poe)

A Change of Pace (First Order Poe Dameron)

Poe and FO!Poe Kinks NSFW

Poe's Tight Ass Pants NSFW

Armitage Hux

The Origin of Tidge

Taking Control NSFW

Kinkiest Thots NSFW

Hux. Spit. NSFW

Kylo Ren

Yes Supreme Leader NSFW

Of Assassin’s and Hearts AO3 DARK FIC NSFW

The Return of Hope (Ben Solo) AO3 NSFW

Ad Alterna Mundum AO3 NSFW

To Keep the Goddess on My Side NSFW

Loki

Have fun with Loki

Moon Knight

Cute Aggression Steven Grant x Reader

Lockley Smokes Jake Lockley x Reader

Office Hours Professor!Steven Grant x Reader co-written with @welcometostayingawake (AO3)

Marc Spector's Daddy Kink HC NSFW

Call me Poe Steven Grant x Reader NSFW

Marc's Thin Ass Sweat Pants HC NSFW

The Moon and The Sorcerer- Moon Knight Series Masterlist

Benjamin “Benny” Miller

Last Minute Under The Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Santiago “Pope” Garcia

Last Minute Under the Table NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Last Minute Under the Table: Frankie NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Date Night NSFW

Last Minute Under the Table: Moving Day SFW

Series

Last Minute Under the Table

Part 1 NSFW

Part 2 NSFW

Part 3 NSFW

Part 4 SFW

Fic written for me

Dulce, dulce

Birthday Behavior