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eddie : love is a weakness. it’s an evolutionary mistake.

dustin : you’re literally making a valentine’s day card for steve right now.

eddie, pointing a glue gun at him : you’re on thin fucking ice, henderson.

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steddie generated quotes(stevexeddie)

eddie: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things. * Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* steve: * Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

eddie: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. steve: Thank god.

eddie: God, give me patience. steve: I think you mean 'give me strength'. eddie: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

steve: I think I'm falling for you. eddie: Then get up.

eddie: Can you keep a secret? steve: Do you know anything about my life? eddie: No I do not.Good point.

eddie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. steve: Okay. eddie: And make out during the scary parts. steve: Th- steve: The scary parts. steve: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

eddie, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! steve: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

steve, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me eddie, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

eddie: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? steve, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons eddie: eddie: fsh

steve: Well eddie, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. eddie: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

steve: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. steve: *cuts piece of cake* eddie: ...Can I have some? steve: Cake is for talkers.

eddie: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? steve: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways? eddie: eddie: I'll go make my bed-

steve: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. eddie: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

eddie: I’m totally useless. steve: You’re not totally useless. steve: You can be used as a bad example.

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strangerthings quotes by a generator

btw its only the fruity four <3also I put some of the quotes a couple times just shuffled the names

steve: nancy, we're hungry! eddie: nancy! What's for dinner? robin: We're hungry, nancy! nancy, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

eddie: You're smiling. What happened? robin: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? nancy: steve tripped and fell down the stairs today.

eddie: Made you all playlists! eddie: robin, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. eddie: nancy, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. eddie: And steve has the ABBA Gold album.

robin: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, steve. Hes mad at you. steve: No, it's eddie. hes just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* eddie: And then I used a period so hed know that I'm mad at him nancy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. eddie: I stand by my choice.

steve: You have friends and I envy that. nancy: You're welcome to share my friends. steve: *looks at eddie and robin* steve: I don't want those.

eddie, pointing to the wall: What color is this? steve: Gray. robin: Grey. eddie, turning to nancy: Now tell them what color you think it is. nancy: Dark white.

nancy: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. eddie: Uh, steve and robin are not getting along. nancy: They’re not trying to kill each other. eddie: You may have a point.

steve: Why are your tongues purple? robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one. nancy: I had a red one. steve: oh. steve: steve: OH. eddie: eddie: You drank eachothers slushies?

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. eddie, with nancy and robin behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. eddie: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- eddie: steve FUCKING FELL OFF!

eddie, steve & robin: *screaming* nancy: *runs into the room* What's wrong, robin?! eddie: Wait, why are you asking robin that when steve and I are also here? nancy: Because robin wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

steve, robin & nancy: *screaming* eddie: *runs into the room* What's wrong, nancy?! steve: Wait, why are you asking nancy that when robin and I are also here? eddie: Because nancy wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

robin, pointing to the wall: What color is this? nancy: Gray. steve: Grey. robin, turning to eddie: Now tell them what color you think it is. eddie: Dark white.

steve, robin & nancy: *screaming* eddie: *runs into the room* What's wrong, nancy?! steve: Wait, why are you asking nancy that when robin and I are also here? eddie: Because nancy wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

steve: That's ridiculous, eddie doesn't have a crush on me. robin: Yes he does. nancy: Yes he does. eddie: Yes I do.

robin: How is the most beautiful person in the world? nancy: *blushing* I— eddie, butting into the conversation: steve is perfect, thanks for asking.

nancy: Do you love eddie? steve: Yeah, I do. nancy: robin! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! robin: We all love eddie. You should've asked if he was IN love with him. steve: I thought that was implied. robin: ... nancy: ... steve, looking straight at robin: Congrats nancy, you just won 100 bucks.

steve: You know, robin gives nancy flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. eddie: Okay. *Later* eddie: *gives nancy flowers* nancy: ??? eddie: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

steve: Hey nancy, wanna third wheel on my date with eddie tomorrow? nancy: Sure. steve: robin! Wanna third wheel on my date with eddie tomorrow? steve: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! nancy & robin: ... eddie: steve...

steve: Do you love nancy? robin: Yeah, I do. steve: eddie! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! eddie: We all love nancy. You should've asked if she was IN love with her. robin: I thought that was implied. eddie: ... steve: ... robin, looking straight at eddie: Congrats steve, you just won 100 bucks.

nancy: That's ridiculous, robin doesn't have a crush on me. eddie: Yes she does. steve: Yes she does. robin: Yes I do.

nancy: Why are your tongues purple?

eddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one. steve: I had a red one.

nancy: oh.

nancy: OH.

robin: You drank eachothers slushies?

nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. robin: I sleep with a knife. eddie: Both of you are pathetic. nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? eddie: steve.

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shit my friends said but as stranger things charecters

erica to lucas: dont make me fucking scope you.

eddie:SOMEONE JUST DISABLED MY FUCKING IPAD FOR A GOOD FUCKING HOUR

dustin:we lost my diabetic grandpa at santa cruz.

dustin:nvm he was in the chocolate section..

nancy to eddie: steves fucking the pillars.

robin to literally anyone: u have marilyn monroe titties

alexei to hopper:ill invert ur fuvking ribcage then hand u by ur goddam intestines.

dustin: get me out of this household.

steve:nah u r fine. u love it here.

dustin: U THREATENED TO MICROWAVE THE FUCKING CAT STEVE.

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dustin and suzie: sorry bugga boo

robin literally 10 minutes into meeting will: this is why u cant spell gay ass motherfucker.

mike: a kid chased my with goddam SPOONS.

max:and you ran from the spoons..

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robin: choke on ur spit and die hoe

eddie:thatd be so hot

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robin getting in the car w nancy eddie and steve: jerked off a smurf today, wyd?

lucas: *sends picture with a long neck filter*

dustin: u dont give head u give neck

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steve: nah I be twichin like a demon

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HI EVERYONE

okok I know ive been gone for like..a long time now, and when I come back its basicaly never the things I started this acc for. but when I made this acc and would be on here all the time it was so fun,plus I was going through my haikyuu phase witch was one of my favorite phases, when I started school ig i fell out of my weirdly obssessed haikyuu locked up in my room up til 9 am phase lmaoo. but when I look back on that phase and the mutuals I had on here, i get really happy because it was so fun. but Ig i outgrew it, I hadnt really hit puberty yet, noy physically ateast. so this whole thing is kind of just a memory now, I probably wont be posting and I dont think to many ppl r gonna see this but yeah, ill still be online occasionally but itll probably just to clear my inbox. love u all <333

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Hello :>

 OKOK SO- Im currently writing a horror story, Im turning a few real life experiences into a horror story and I was wondering if anyone wanted to see it :p

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Update! Were dating

FUCK OFF IM LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARECTER

OKAYOK SO WHEN I GAVE MY CRUSH MY DISCORD I PUT THE WRONG NUMBERS- BUTBTUBTUTBUT- IM FRIENDS WITH ON OF HER FRIENDS (ALSO IM GNNA CALL MY CRUSH SOFIA AND THE FRIEND JESS) AND JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIAS LESBIAN ALSO- AND TODAY IN P.E JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIA LIKES ME BACK ANDD AFTER WHEN I WAS CHANGING IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER SO I WAS LIKE A MINUTE LATE TOMATH BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THERE WAS A NOTE THAT AND IT SAID “dear Amarillys, (yes thats my fucking name dont bully me) someone likes you and they may be closer then you think - unknown” BUT THE HANDWRITTING LOOKS LIKE SOFIAS- SHE PASSED ME A NOTE SAYING SHED GIVE ME HER DC TOMORROW BUT FORGOT IG IT WAS SO EMBARRESSING FOR MY OMFG BUT LIKE YEAH IM SO COOL

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ALR SO HERES AN UPDATE BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED 

okok so its rlly clitche now like, if I turn to look at her during class shell already be looking at me, we dont rlly talk but today we had to have partners in PE and we just did it and sum occasional hand touching- and during math she choose to be my partner bc it was optional BUT STILL LIKE AHHH- and after school I walk to my brothers school bc hes in 1st grade and we walked til she saw her moms car..SUCK IT IM STILL THEM MAIN CHAREVTER <3 @izzymultifan

FUCK OFF IM LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARECTER

OKAYOK SO WHEN I GAVE MY CRUSH MY DISCORD I PUT THE WRONG NUMBERS- BUTBTUBTUTBUT- IM FRIENDS WITH ON OF HER FRIENDS (ALSO IM GNNA CALL MY CRUSH SOFIA AND THE FRIEND JESS) AND JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIAS LESBIAN ALSO- AND TODAY IN P.E JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIA LIKES ME BACK ANDD AFTER WHEN I WAS CHANGING IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER SO I WAS LIKE A MINUTE LATE TOMATH BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THERE WAS A NOTE THAT AND IT SAID “dear Amarillys, (yes thats my fucking name dont bully me) someone likes you and they may be closer then you think - unknown” BUT THE HANDWRITTING LOOKS LIKE SOFIAS- SHE PASSED ME A NOTE SAYING SHED GIVE ME HER DC TOMORROW BUT FORGOT IG IT WAS SO EMBARRESSING FOR MY OMFG BUT LIKE YEAH IM SO COOL

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FUCK OFF IM LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARECTER

OKAYOK SO WHEN I GAVE MY CRUSH MY DISCORD I PUT THE WRONG NUMBERS- BUTBTUBTUTBUT- IM FRIENDS WITH ON OF HER FRIENDS (ALSO IM GNNA CALL MY CRUSH SOFIA AND THE FRIEND JESS) AND JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIAS LESBIAN ALSO- AND TODAY IN P.E JESS TOLD ME THAT SOFIA LIKES ME BACK ANDD AFTER WHEN I WAS CHANGING IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER SO I WAS LIKE A MINUTE LATE TOMATH BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THERE WAS A NOTE THAT AND IT SAID “dear Amarillys, (yes thats my fucking name dont bully me) someone likes you and they may be closer then you think - unknown” BUT THE HANDWRITTING LOOKS LIKE SOFIAS- SHE PASSED ME A NOTE SAYING SHED GIVE ME HER DC TOMORROW BUT FORGOT IG IT WAS SO EMBARRESSING FOR MY OMFG BUT LIKE YEAH IM SO COOL

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akaashi:(on text)bo come over.

bokuto: but i thought kenma was over?

akaashi: YES BUT I FORGOT I ALSO INVITED KUROO AND KENMAS GETTING CUDDLES. I NEED TO SUFFICATE IN YOUR BIG TITTIES HURRY UP

bokuto: idk. that sounds rlly demanding akaashi..

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IMAKMSLFRTHISTIMEOMFG

OK SO THERES THIS RLLY CUTE GIRL IN MY MATH CLASS AND I WROTE MY SNAP AND DISCORD A PIECE OF PAPER AND TOLD MY FRIEND TO GIVE IT TO HER BC IMM TO FUCKING SHY AND SAID NOT TO SAY IT WAS ME BUT HE TOLD HER IT WAS ME ANYWAYS AND SHE HASNT ADDED ME ON ANYTHING SO ITS GONNA BE SO AWKWARD TOMORROW AND OUT LOCKERS IN PE R SO CLOSE- H E L P

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Lmao srry for being late but ty for the tag <3@haikyuuublog

@izzymultifan @chatchiotbug @qt26 @simpaccount2008 @noooopeeeeee @missackerman1

TAG GAME !

rules: show us your lockscreen, homescreen, the last song you listened to, and the last picture you saved.

tagged by @igyus & @koishua ty <33

tagging @eternallyhyucks @yeoforce @bluhr @sainthwngs @tyunni + anyone else!!

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Tysm for the tag <33 @haikyuuublog

Cold shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or AND perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

@izzymultifan @sevanah @kiyamijam @hangesextra @eseosaeveryday @cointissue

@shittydeku @togamistolemykidney @chrislovesushijima just picked sum random followers and I appreciate you all <33

Tagged by @miseryblossom - thanks!

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earphones or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or AND perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future // constellations or aurora borealis

I’ll tag @johnsimms, @deadendtracks, @ladylowkeyed, @mareebird and whoever can be bothered, or can’t, it’s all fine.

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okay so ill probably be taking a break from posting bc schools starting tomorrow and yeah- s t r e s s

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hq on twitter

hinata: does anyone have any websites i can watch on for free? i cant pay for netflix anymore-

bokuto: @kuroo yk one bro-

kuroo: p^rnhub.com great website!!

hinata: ty!

kenma: SHOYO NO-

suga: KENMA CONTROL YOUR BF-

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HAIKYUU HEADCANONS <33

okay so I havent been posting BUT I made a notebook full of headcanons there might be some that ive already posted but theres new ones aswell and sorry some are shorter then others-

kuroken-kuroo dyed kenmas hair, double dates with kiyoyach,sneak out to abandon playgrounds that are still sturdy at like 1 am, roller coasters, binge watched Hannah Montana as kids and Kuroo has a video in his camera roll of them dancing infront of the TV as kids and haunts Kenma with it, Kenmas hair was pink, blue and red at sum point, Kenma has a bunch of playlists for kuroo 1st has a bunch of songs about how Kuroo makes him feel 2nd is all of Kuroos favorite songs throughout the yrs and 3rd one describes their friendship (eventually in a collage Kuroo found out) they have clothes, chargers etc at eachothers houses, Kenma read the Galaxy is endless (I thought we were too) and ran to kuroos house crying and that was basically a confession, out of no were they start arguing in a british accent, for any reason if one gets sad theyll put on blue LED lights, put on a sad playlist then start crying together go on rampanges and comfort eachother then wake cuddling and not remember when they passed out, candle collection, very VERY touchy relationship, love sublime, nirvana. cravetown, mcafferty and penelope scott,  they love baking together. they made a fidget account as a joke but it actually got a lot of clout, whent as Nick and Andrew from big mouth for halloween, they whent on “dates” as kids but it was just bark at playgrounds, loom bracelets. love doc martens. LOOOvE. whent as jay and lola from big mouth. Kenma simped for Hisoka and forced kuroo put that spray hair dye stuff in his hair, Kenma watches a bunch of murder documentaries and had a hole murder planned and Kuroo was genuinly petrified

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bokuaka- Akaashis thighs are really soft and muscular at the same time so Bokuto loves them- they already acted like a couple so when akaashi confessed Bokuto unironically said “we arent dating?”, akaashi has a bunch of love letters from times he wanted to confess but didnt, random dancing at night- like in highschool they would sneak out put music on and dance in a field especially if it was raining they loved it so when they got older and moved in together and if one had a nightmare (witch was pretty often) they would light candles and dance in their living room (omfg my heart-), Akaashi loves wearing contacts- like the colorful and patterned ones and unintentionally scared bokuto, Akaashi simped for Kakaashi so bokuto put that spray hair dye shit in his hair, binged ‘the end of the f***ing world”, double dates with kuroken and kagehina, they like ice skateing :]], akaashi doesnt show it but hes the jealous one- their band from all the mf target locations- thats why akaashi always look so guilty.

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Asanoya- sense Asahi already looks scary- if someones getting too touchy with noya he just acts tuff to scare them off, once noya stopped practice to prupose to asahi with a ring pop, noyas rly good at drawing patterns so asahi will let him draw on his face with eyeliner, tim burton. L O V E tim burton. noya was in denial for the longest time- whent as mickey and goofy for halloween, noya likes to walk around with a ‘UWU’ voice to annoy asahi, noyas big spoon, noya confessed bc he saw asahi walking a girl to class and got mad so just ran to him and just confessed- like let all his feelings out and told the girl to piss off and Asahi had to explain that he didnt like the girl and that she was his sister, 

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kagehina- angry flirting. A  l o t of angry flirting.they like to go to chucky cheese, matching bracelets, tsukkiyama double dates because hinata and yams insists, they whent to a haunted house once, got scared and never whent again. Hinatas parents works a lot so kags and hinata always watch natsu so their like a another set of dads-they use lunchables as food for dates.kags has a bathroom in his room so on fridays after practice they stop at a gas station spend a bunch of money on snacks and drinks and lock themselves in his room and only leave for when they feel like sneaking out to meet up with kiyoyachi or tsukkiyama, even if their fighting they still do it to make up, Hinata whent through a VSCO phase , ‘everybody talks’ by neon trees, 

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kiyoyachi-Kuroken double dates (ik it doesnt make sense but i hc them as best friends-) cottagecore relationship, love watching old cartoons, beachboy by mcafferty. thrifting, when they hang out with kuroken yachi and kenma talk about how flusterd their partners make them while kiyoko and kuroo talk about how cute it is when they get flusterd, their rlly good at drawing so they like to draw in open and empty fields, do hair and makeup on eachother, theyve cosplayed as shizuku and machi from hxh and imu and teruhashi from saiki, have a collection of cute squishmellows, love dangonronpa

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arankita-late night carnival dates, love nightslides at sunsplash, cravetown. aran put fake glasses on once and kita called him handsome so know he shops for fake glasses, aran wears lipgloss bc kita called him pretty when he wore kitas, dark academia aesthetic, late night drives for mcdonalds, kita loves fluffy socks so aran likes to get him new ones, aran INSISTED on going as catdog for halloween, they both have a sweet tooth, eyedresser! aran confessed on the top of a roller coaster and they were in the front row and people started to kinda cheer for him and kita was gonna say yes but got cut off by a high pitched scream bc it dropped

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yukie x kaori- double dates with bokuaka ofc-grunge aesthetic mothermother. they draw mustaches on eatchother, rings! love rings. pretend to be homophobic or ‘super straight’ in public, almost everyday they skate to ’their spot’ (just sum starbucks thats in the middle of the gap between their houses) then just stay out till it gets dark or longer, in the harry potter fandom, arcades. they always write on eachother in sharpie “yukie” and “kaori” so when they fight they realize how ‘commited’ they r to eachother (lmao hope it makes sense-)

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tsukkiyama- yams bought a dino onsie for tsukkis sake, their moms compare them to gretchan and regina from mean girls, they did that ‘calling my boy bsf pretty’ thing for clout, shien obsession, when they  were little they loved ‘little rascals’ so they tried to be just like them, converse. love converse.

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iwaoi- oikawa makes iwa carry him around like a baby, matching stickers for their phone cases, they always go out so they get fairly tan, oikawa made iwa go as anna an elsa for halloween with him, hotel transylvania. 

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sakusa: i lost my bf. can i make an announcement ?

employee: go ahead

sakusa: goodbye you little shit. I have the car keys.

atsumu screaming in the candy isle: OMI WTF

sakusa: found him.