fy-dr-janefoster

[fy-dr-janefoster]

Wait why does your bedroom ceiling need fixing? Do you need help with that? I'm pretty handy with tools and if I can't fix it I'm sure I can help you hire someone.

You must have been lost in a temporal anomaly! It can happen if you're pulled to a pocket of subspace or another dimension where time runs differently.

But there I go letting my mouth run off, I can run some tests if you like but the important thing is that you're back and you're safe.

I'd love to meet your dads and thank them for raising you when I wasn't able to.

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

I would like to welcome

Darcy Nyxe Starshooter

God Parents: @nyxe-dragonetti and @ireallyliketacosokay

Great Grandpa: @0din-borson

Grandma: @fy-dr-janefoster

Grandpa: @god-of-thunder-mcu

Great Uncles: @homeless-loki @loki-laufeychild @loki-thanosson

Great Aunties: @goddess-of-birds @serenastank-official

Father: @saypleasedarling

[fy-dr-janefoster]

Awesome we're ordering in!

Come on in! Any dietary restrictions? Any allergies? Here's my takeout menus (hands Bolter a binder of take out menus).

Tell me what you want and lets get comfortable! I know my place is a mess I've been uhhh... gone for awhile. Long story *laughs awkwardly*

So what about Baby Darcy? you know my best friend's name is also Darcy, but we'll have to wait to meet her...

What are your parents like?

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

well that's a long story. I want us to get comfortable first do you want something to eat or drink? I would have to order out for food because I don't have anything here at the moment. or we could go to a restuarant? what can I get you what do you feel like doing?

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

Awww she's beautiful!!! I love the name Darcy you know it's from one of my favorite novels. I'm so proud of you!

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

good for you!! That jerk needs to be taught a lesson!

Hello Midgaurdian. I need a question answered and I believe you can answer it.

@goddess-of-chaos-and-destruction

Hello thanks for reaching out, I do love interesting questions please let me know what your question is!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

OK so I appreciate that you're friends with my daughter but I don't want to breach her confidence. so please think carefully before you tell me whatever you're going to tell me.

I just reconnected with Bolter and I don't want her to think I'm meddling in her life.

JANE

JANE JANE JANE

ARE YOU ACTUALLY JANE?!?

@goddess-of-birds

Dr. Jane Foster that's me!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

before you do that I suggest you maybe get something he wants so you can bargain with him. Or blackmail him into giving you your powers back.

Hello Midgaurdian. I need a question answered and I believe you can answer it.

@goddess-of-chaos-and-destruction

Hello thanks for reaching out, I do love interesting questions please let me know what your question is!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

Nice to meet you! What's your name? Any friend of my daughters is welcome here!

JANE

JANE JANE JANE

ARE YOU ACTUALLY JANE?!?

@goddess-of-birds

Dr. Jane Foster that's me!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

you had a baby??? Omgosh yes of course I want to meet my grandbaby!!

*cries happy tears*

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

*Jane hugs Bolter back*

I'm so sorry I was hard to find. I've been... well its a long story.

The important thing is you found me and I'm so happy to see you. I want you to know I didn't give you up because I didn't want you. I've thought about you every day.

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

OK so *who* banished you to Midgard? Because I think they're the reason your powers aren't working right. There is precedent for this btw.

Hello Midgaurdian. I need a question answered and I believe you can answer it.

@goddess-of-chaos-and-destruction

Hello thanks for reaching out, I do love interesting questions please let me know what your question is!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

I mean I'd have to run some tests on you and also have you like... come across any curses or infinity stones?

actually ok lets get a full medical and powers history first.

*hours of questioning later*

Now try to think back to when your problems with your powers started.

Hello Midgaurdian. I need a question answered and I believe you can answer it.

@goddess-of-chaos-and-destruction

Hello thanks for reaching out, I do love interesting questions please let me know what your question is!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

can I hug you? I know you must have a lot of questions and I'm really glad you looked for me. Come in and lets talk. We've got alot of time to make up for.

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?

[fy-dr-janefoster]

OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

[fy-dr-janefoster]

I'm so sorry when I get busy with work sometimes its hard to keep track of my messages! Have you been looking for me for long?

JANE

JANE JANE JANE

ARE YOU ACTUALLY JANE?!?

@goddess-of-birds

Dr. Jane Foster that's me!

[fy-dr-janefoster]

*Carefully knocks on front door*

*sounds of breaking glass and crashing*

Hi sorry it took me a while to get to the door. How can I help you?