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Happy Weekend everybody, have some Marylily

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I haven't updated my wip dorlene fic in 2 days I'm getting the itch but I have my uni starting so I can't even scratch my itch😭

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Bro, why does this feel like choosing a starter Pokémon?

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James on Reddit be like: My (18 M) ex boyfriend (17 M) came back to me as a water zombie type thing, should I take him back? Is this even legal? I mean I still love him but this is kinda freaking me out 😬 send help im so lost (also for context he’s also my best friends little brother)

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Just found out my dorm is a four people dorm✌️✌️ so yayy marauders

(I'm so scared that they won't be chill)

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I asked reggie too but he told me to delete instagram and lock in

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked regulus black and he told me to kill myself

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Desperate- @rosekillermicrofic

[Tw: homophobia, disowning and the Crouch parents being shitty in general]

The wands wooshed. Regulus's quill scratched ink onto the paper. The sand in the hourglass fell. The staircases rejoined with a "thump". Evan's fingers drummed on the table. The floor boards creaked. The professor rambled on. The clock ticked.

Barty couldn't focus. Every sound irked him more. He pressed his index fingers to his temples, hoping the pressure would relieve the headache he felt coming on. Momentarily it did. There was a deafening silence.

"You fucking waste of space." His father's voice played in his mind. "Associating yourself with the Rosiers?" His mother mocked.

"Your father and I have done so much for you! Why are you doing this to us?! We've given you everything youve ever wanted!" He could see his mother sob on the sofa, Evan's letter lay crumpled on her lap.

"How desperate can you be to seek love from a boy?! You are no son of ours!" His father jabbed an accusatory finger at him.

He didn't expect his parents to find the letter. He couldn't speak. He couldn't fight for himself. He stood there in front of his parents with tears streaming down his face. He couldn't even move as his parents set fire to the letter. He shut down.

Tears threatened to spill from his eyes when he felt a hand on his knee. He turned to see Evan with a soft smile on his face. Running away that night was worth it. Anything for Evan was worth it.

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Eating the last kaju katli is a declaration of war

Trump is that one bua who shows up uninvited, reignites every old feud, pits cousins against each other, eats the last kaju katli, and then, right as the family’s about to implode, goes Chalo, mitti pao.Then she hops onto the family WhatsApp group to declare: if it weren’t for me, this family would’ve torn itself apart. I stopped the family from fighting or they would have killed it each other. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is sitting there like the chachi muttering under her breath and cleaning up the broken metaphorical tea cups.

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Dorcas has a pet snake named Vivian and a turtle named Cadbury and Marlene has an army of guinea pigs named after her favourite pen brands.

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Ab se bas disco, no dard!

(Me saying no dard as if im not taking an academically challenging degree)

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If you're not Indian or Hindu and you're into Vedic astrology, yoga or some other practice rooted to Hinduism and you can't speak up for oppressed Hindus or when when Hindus get attacked & selectively murdered, then you have no business using them for your aesthetics or profiting off from those practices.

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Marlene loves DnD and convinced Dorcas to sit for a campaign by telling her it's like Lord of the Rings.

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Goodbye- @rosekillermicrofic

Evan hated the word 'goodbye'. There was a certain finality in it. Almost as if the word meant you'd be apart for good, forever. He avoided it. He prefered 'later' with a finger guns or a hug with 'see you soon' whispered in the ear.

Barty understood that. They stood on the platform far too many times. Barty usually waved 'bye' with a two finger salute and poked his tongue out at Evan. Then he'd always run down the platform. They'd write to each other throughout the holidays and still somehow end up having stories to share in person. That was the normal.

That seemed unlikely now. Evan and Barty hadn't spoken for weeks. The tension between them was choking. They avoided each other. That's what happens when you combine commitment and communication issues. Regulus hugged them goodbye and went off with James, ultimately bringing them to this predicament. Barty and Evan stood across from each other on the platform.

"I think I should go." Barty said but his voice hitched.

"Okay." Evan said, coldly. He was bracing himself. It was going to come crashing down. Barty would say 'goodbye' and turn around and never look back. And so Evan waited.

"See you soon, Rosie." Barty kissed his cheek before making his way down the platform.

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Guys okay imagine

Marlene and Dorcas start taking out Death Eaters together but instead of magic they use old school murder and it ends up confusing the fuck out of all the death eaters cause they think there's just a random outbreak of muggles murdering people

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Barty and Marlene are on cooking duty while these divas braid

Dorcas and Evan get braids done together and the yap session that ensues is legendary

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Dorcas and Evan get braids done together and the yap session that ensues is legendary

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dorlene who love in extremities, but in their different ways. marlene who shows her love in acts of service, achieving whatever dorcas needs without question. then dorcas who lays marlene down with words of affirmation, whispering an undying devotion. dorcas who spares marlene her cruelty by leaving after a fight, and rain-soaked marlene who sneaks into her dorm with picked flowers. marlene who buys promise rings in the first few months of their relationship, then dorcas who seals the promise with an unbreakable vow. dorcas who would kill anyone who hurt marlene, and marlene who would give dorcas the skin off of her back.