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This is the piece I contributed to 影咲く幽冥, a private horror-themed event that was hosted on Twitter.

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I've been sitting in this chinese pit for almost a year. And I do not plan to leave it. Yes.

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Los mejores papás del mundo (?) T T

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man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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Don't ask, I don't know

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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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It turns out that reuniting takes only an instant.

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starting a thing, wish me luck pls

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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This is the piece I contributed to 華胥之夢, a private HGJ/YLLZ anthology I was invited to. You can see the other participant works by browsing this hashtag on Twitter or visiting the project account here!

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wishing you all a gentle start into the new year!🫶

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Happily ever after~