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VOTE FOR ENJOLTAIRE PLEASE

Tragic Ships Tournament Quarter Finals

Propaganda under the cut!

Enjoltaire:

"Okay so the whole thing with them is that Enjolras is like the leader of the Les Amis; he believes in the revolution in his heart and soul and his being. He is a shining beacon of hope like Victor Hugo calls him Apollo in the book. He believes in freedom and in the future and that beyond the barricade, there's a new tomorrow waiting for them. Grantaire, on the other hand, doesn't believe in anything. He's a drunk and a cynic and he doesn't believe in that new tomorrow. If nothing had something to offer, Grantaire would stop believing in nothing. When he offers to do something to help the Les Amis, he gets distracted and drunk and I think he ends up playing dominoes? It might have been cards. Anyway, that's Grantaire. BUT Grantaire believes in ONE thing. And that ONE thing is ENJOLRAS. No matter how cynical and pessimistic Grantaire is, he believes in Enjolras. If Enjolras is Apollo, Grantaire is Icarus flying ever closer to him. And then at the end. When their revolution has failed and they are facing down the barrel of guns. Grantaire gets up and stands next to Enjolras and asks if he can hold his hand so that they can die together, and they do. It's heartbreaking and heart wrenching and Icarus brings the sun down with him as he falls."

Madohomu:

"madoka magica aired 12 episodes in 2011, with a sequel movie titled “rebellion” released in 2014. it’s been over 10 years since then, and these two have become the face of yuri. if someone makes a meme about loving yuri and makes a collage of example ships, madohomu are 100% gonna be present. video essays, fanart, fics, music videos and all kinds of fan projects featuring them are still wildly popular on all social media platforms.

but let’s talk about them (without going into too many spoilers, so this will be about the thematics in their relationship). they are light and darkness. the ying and the yang. forever intertwined. one would not exist without the other, yet they cannot exist together. for madoka has too much love for every living thing and too little for herself. and homura has too much love for madoka it blinds her to everything and everyone else, and she struggles with deep self-hatred. madoka has forsaken her own existence for the world, and homura has forsaken the world she created for her. the show has a lot of religious imagery, and madoka is akin to a god; there’s a shot of homura, who grew up catholic, kneeling at the feet of a gigantic statue of madoka, praying, but her hands stain her clothes. because if madoka is god, then homura is lucifer - specifically, iblis, the muslim version of lucifer, who loved god so much he betrayed him, for he’d rather defy him than bow to his creation, humans. and homura would rather defy the sanctity of madoka’s wish, rather than obey its laws, for she will take madoka’s happiness in her hands, if she refuses to. in the movie, dolls representing homura’s inner machinations yell, “gott ist tot”, for homura’s god, madoka, dies in the movie, when homura remembers that madoka was human first, and godhood was something she reached to save everyone, against her best interest and happiness. their relationship is one of love, kindness, obsession, devotion, hope, faith, worship - they are the thesis and the antithesis, the beginning and the end, the alpha and omega, an unstoppable force and an immovable object. forever locked in a struggle, never fully embracing, for madoka will always sacrifice herself for the world, and homura will always doom the world and herself for madoka."

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Mercy

Eponine: You're showing mercy. You. Who arrested my parents. Javert: In my defense, your parents are bitches.

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Alcohol

Grantaire: Alcohol is gay, because when you're drunk, you can't think straight.

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First names

Combeferre: Is it just me, or does no one among us except Jehan and Marius have first names? Grantaire: Oh my, you're correct. Well, I christen you Alexander. Courfeyrac will be called Andre. Joly is Pierre. Bossuet is Louis. Feuilly is Jacques. Bahorel is Philippe. Enjolras is Gabriel. Combeferre: What about yourself? Grantaire: I name myself Matthieu. It's a good, strong name. Javert: What about me? Grantaire: I christen you Poo-Poo Head.

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Unrequited love club

Eponine: So we've formed an unrequited love club. Javert: Do go on. Eponine: It has only two members so far. Javert: I might be interested in becoming the third... Grantaire: And I am the president! Javert: On second thought, I think I'll pass... Grantaire: Yeah, that's f...hey!

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Besties

Grantaire: So I've been thinking... Eponine: I am all ears. Grantaire: You pine for a guy who doesn't love you, and I pine for a guy who doesn't love me. Eponine: Mhm. Grantaire: That makes us besties! Eponine: No, it makes us...what does it make us again? Oh, yeah, mutual support machine.

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Thinking

Grantaire: You know, I've been thinking. Enjolras: That's the first.

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Randomness #1

Enjolras: General, do you know how long I've been waiting for this? I am about to make a name for myself here. General: Yeah, I don't think you guys are walkin' away from this... Enjolras: Just make sure that everyone knows what happened here today.

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Badass

Marius: Did you just lead a march out of the room while singing? Combeferre: Yeah, so? Marius: That's badass. Combeferre: I am a badass.

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Discord server

I invite you to join our Les Mis server, brought to you by @theoneandonlyr and yours truly. We got many fun things going on there!

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Cheese

Courfeyrac: Sorry I am late...how have you...are you drinking cheese?Marius: In my defense, I was thirsty...

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Basement

Grantaire: Have you ever wondered how many houses you pass in your lifetime that might have people locked in a basement? Enjolras: Well, now I do.

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Insane

Enjolras: Are you insane? Grantaire: I prefer the word 'spontaneous'.

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Bother

Grantaire: Hey, Enjolras, can I bother you for a second? Enjolras: You always bother me, but go ahead.

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Chickens

Grantaire: People who take care of chickens are literally just chicken tenders. Enjolras: ... Grantaire: Yeah, I know. Let that shit sink in.

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Movie

Grantaire: My life is a movie. Enjolras: Yeah, a documentary on mental illness.