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Steps to turn safari tumblr into a separate app on iOS

Wanted to put together a guide for less phone-savvy people (like me) who want to avoid this batshit tag censoring by using tumblr on safari instead of the app. Less gooooo

1) Open up tumblr.com in safari and click on the little export button at the bottom of the screen

2) Click the “Add to home screen” button

3) Click “Add” and you’ll have a new icon on your Home Screen that will open the safari version

Conveniently, the icon will have the default tumblr logo and even opens fairly seamlessly into what looks like it’s own app (one that you can now tag posts properly with again!)

Hope this helps y’all!

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Just saying, since IOS is not a blocked tag on Tumblr atm, it would be funny if we all started to insult Apple on here.

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Happy Birthday to the bestest dragon boy in Soul Society !! 💕🎉🐉

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Bleach will have a Super Stage EX at this year’s Jump Festa and they will be revealing some new info about the TYBW arc anime! 

The Bleach panel will be on Dec 18, 2021 (Saturday) from 6:00-6:45PM JST (that’s 2AM/3AM/4AM/5AM for our American friends and 10AM/11AM/12PM for our European friends).

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Ichigo: Byakuya! Byakuya! It's me!

Byakuya: *Stares at him and walks away*

Ichigo: He must have not heard me. He has bad hearing.

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Yoruichi: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Byakuya: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Yoruichi: I've never heard you laugh before.

Byakuya: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Happy birthday to Rukia's husband, Renji !! 🎉🎉🎉

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You know for a second I hoped they announced something

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Kensei: How are you sleeping?

Hisagi: Like a baby.

Hisagi: Every two hours, I wake up screaming.

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Healers are under appreciated.

Y’all call Orihime weak but you know how the story would go if she wasn’t there to keep everybody glued together?

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Kensei: How is it that every time I show up, you idiots are in a worse situation?

Mashiro: To be fair, you DID leave us.

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Renji: Y'all pray for Ichika. Nothing's wrong with her but I ate her donut an hour ago and she said she's never smiling again.

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Yoruichi: I know you and Soi Fon have this unspoken rivalry.

Kisuke: It's not rivalry, she's always just mean to me. And it's not unspoken, she talks about it all the time.

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Keigo: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my my skull lik a windows screen saver.

Keigo: When it hits a corner, I am allowed one good idea.

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Hisagi: Your future self is hating the decisions you're making right now.

Kira: Bold of you to assume my current self isn't also hating the decisions I'm making right now.

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Riruka: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Jackie: Alright, bring it in.

Riruka: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.

Yukio, under his breath: This is why nobody hugs you...

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Szayel Aporro: What are everyone's kinks?

Tousen: I do not think this is an appropriate topic.

Starrk: Love and affection, hehe.

Harribel: Hair-pulling and mirrors.

Grimmjow: Whips, chains, kitty lingerie, being called dadd-

Tousen: MY KINK IS PRAYING EVERY NIGHT AND WISHING I WASN'T A PART OF THIS CONVERSATION!