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guessing the dish isnt actually called that ........
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you know when you're wearing socks and you step in... wet
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steve harrington is soooo would that i by hozier…..so in awe there i stood as you licked off the grain though i’ve handled the wood i still worship the flame long as amber of ember glows……
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it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent
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Everybody apologize to Sonic The Hedgehog right fucking now
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me running around my boyfriend when I finally get to see him again
This is my fucked up son that terrifies me and crashed my switch when I tried to send this video
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its so funny when british ppl say the letter H they have to wheeze it out like HAITCH but then they say things like orrible and ello.. girl where did the haitch go
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EVERY TIME I go to play the sims4 I forget that I haven't played it in months and have to wait for origin to download updates for hours until it's finally done but by that time I've lost that sims4 playing motivation and the cycle just repeats :(
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Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.
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May I have a safe name? I have been hearing the same instruction, “go to the southern part of the city”, for weeks, in my dreams and thoughts. South of my home is a forest, and the southernmost part of my town is a cemetery. Regardless of where I go, I intend to take precautions.
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