francoisthebuttler

[francoisthebuttler]

Please take me as your spouse, my beautiful Francois!!! (Or if not, may I at least help you in the kitchen?-)

I'm afraid I have eyes set on someone else at the moment, but I will gladly accept your request to help.

[francoisthebuttler]

i just realized your name is "french" in french

Very creative, I know.

[francoisthebuttler]

Here you go beauty :3

Why, thank you. I never looked better.

[francoisthebuttler]

Hey Minami~! Do youuu perhaps have a crush on our dear @strongest-knight

I'd prefer the term "aesthetic appreciation" over "crush".

I mean, I'm not that dense. I can clock his preferences. It's like looking at a menu and not being able to order.

[francoisthebuttler]

Smol Francois spotted in the wild .▽.

Is that me? Well, I'm quite adorable. Very nice discovery.

[francoisthebuttler]

12. Is your OC cynical or optimistic? Who or what shaped their outlook on life?

I think optimism is possible, but cynicism happens because it’s honest about the metaphorical gravity direction of the way things are.

While I like people as individuals, I am not fond of humanity as a whole. Studying psychology taught me how to look at human behavior dispassionately but also with a mixture of contempt and compassion that makes me empathetic of gods in old mythology.

I have to remind myself I am human now and then. I have to remind myself I am not immune to propaganda. The way I live now makes it a little…harder to be honest, I feel like a mysterious forest creature, and I like living this way.

Before the stone world, humanity was on a crash course to doom. We probably would have killed ourselves in a century—not even a fraction of a blink of an eye in geological time.

Industrialization and capitalism were false promises dangled by the wealthy, bait to the masses, and in turn most of humanity was ever more captive and domesticated than ever. Enslaved by other humans, cultivated like livestock. Raised like cattle to feel safe with our captors.

The horror is that much of this was orchestrated by just a small percentage of humans. Things can be better if the majority could take this power but…

…this is part of what my research thesis was going to be.

I hate saying this, I really do, but part of me is glad this whole petrification thing happened, it’s a restart for humanity. I can’t deny we’ve lost so much though…and I doubt everyone could survive this…

[francoisthebuttler]

Character info:

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Name: Vesper Aria Cantara Huang

Pronouns: She/they

Nationality: U.S American

Ethnicity: Han Chinese/?????

Location: Near the American colonies in California, hidden away in the woods.

Height: 5’3”

Date of Birth: November 12th, 1990

Appearance: a young pale-skinned woman in her early 30’s, but could pass as a high school student. Messy long black hair. Green eyes. Rebuilding her life in the stoneworld has made her body more lean than it ever was previously. Dresses in a lot of black. Wears capes, cloaks, boots, gloves, sometimes even a witch hat and a staff. May go out in a plague doctor outfit.

Icon faceclaim: Ubel from Frieren and/or Pieck Finger from Attack on Titan.

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Skills and expertise:

Vesper was a psychology graduate student during the petrification event. She studied under a professor who researched the effect of the physical and social environment on human and animal cognition and behavior.

She always fantasized about running away to the woods and living off the grid since she was a child. When she was younger, (16-24 years old) she did a lot of research into the subject but then scientific career priorities predominated her life over time.

She has special interest in old architectural techniques that have stood the test of time such as East Asian wooden brackets, bamboo-reinforced masonry, and mud buildings.

She has another special interest in the use of plants as herbs and medicines. She can identify local plants in her area.

She has probably 4-7 more special interests she forgot or abandoned over time. They may or may not include environmentalism, witchcraft, philosophy, aquaponics, and textile crafts.

Where she lives now in the stoneworld is where she was staying at an Airbnb off-grid house, she was taking a break from her research. The place had a root cellar full of food preserved in jars and empty glass bottles and jars. After 3,700 years, most of the jars were broken but the shards proved useful.

She wears glasses and wore pinhole eyewear before somehow getting or making real glasses.

Where she lives now is the cumulation of all her research and some practical experience she had about the off-grid lifestyle. Complete with a green roof and a compost heap.

She also has ponds full of crayfish and uses the dirty water to fertilize her crops.

She has been making books recently, as in binding books by hand.

The circumstances of her depetrification are still undecided/a mystery.

[francoisthebuttler]

the pride month apology vid

The apology vid chat 🥲

The other generals didn't like the fact I said they were gay (which is weird because I'm not the first Fr fr)

Anyways as an apology to my fellow generals I made an EXTREMELY

concise and detailed apology plus explaintion video. So go check it out.

(@senku-ishigami-official/ @stone2stars @eallyrayadbay @c4ptainofthe7seas / @ryusui-nanami-desires-your-heart @resource-king @bring-me-noiseless-bread)

[francoisthebuttler]

Oh. Angels have blond(e) curls. I had no idea...

anon rizz

Oh, why thank you... I'm very flattered, anon.

[francoisthebuttler]

Why would anyone say you smell like piss? If anything I think you would smell like butter.

I agree. I smell like bread, but butter is a very close second. Butter doesn't have much scent though.

[francoisthebuttler]

But you do have butter right?

Always.

[francoisthebuttler]

I read your name as Francois the Butter

Close. It's François the Buttler. Courtesy of Ryusui-sama.

[francoisthebuttler]

Someone as beautiful as Francois can't possibly smell like piss.

Thank you! I'm happy to receive such flattering, thank you very, very much. I smell wonderful.

[francoisthebuttler]

No-no-no, Francois does NOT smell like pee. I'm not sure what they actually smell like, but they definitely don't smell like pee.

Thank you, anonymous! Since you were so kind, I'll tell you what I smell like. I smell like bread.

[francoisthebuttler]

Ohhhh! Fran-Fran I love your new layout ✨️🧡 your blog looks LOVELY🩷🩷🩷🎀 (*￣∇￣*)

- @luna-loves-senku ♡♡

Luna,

Thank you very much. I decided to change it up, my old layout looked underwhelming.

[francoisthebuttler]

Heyyyyy francoisssssss what do you think about Ryusui's and Ukyo's relasionship???

I'm working in your doodle :3

Amazing. Beautiful work.

[francoisthebuttler]

you smell LIKE SMELLY PEEEEE

I, in fact, do not. Thank you very much.