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Attached at the Hip
[4.5 centimeters], says the first of three text messages that interrupted Andrew’s morning coffee.
His first thought is… something outside the realm of words. His second is that Katelyn clearly wasn’t seeing an American doctor – “centimeters”. Four and a half of them. He absently Googles just how big that is. Just shy of one point eight inches.
That’s nothing. There are limes in their fridge – from Kevin’s last visit – that are bigger than that. He opens the fridge just to make sure. Yup. The three limes that fit in his palm are bigger.
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by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door
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Professor
In which Andrew didn’t choose Exy but still chose Neil, which meant Neil had to learn how to talk about something other than stick-ball.
warning, mention of implied sexual assault/non-con
Lucy had not anticipated what she was dealt.
Her first day as a sophomore brought a tone of finality to it all: it wasn’t just a year-long dream of terrible decisions and alcohol and chaos. It continued on, and so would she.
Her first day also happened to bring Professor Andrew Minyard, five feet and blond and utterly terrifying.
Introducing the course had started off mundane enough, until Eddie Court – an asshole she’d regretted sleeping with dearly – decided to lean over her shoulder. He never got the chance to say anything, because a pencil dotted him squarely in his forehead, so hard that a tiny droplet of blood threatened to bead.
Everyone stared. Shocked, confused, but remaining in complete silence as they – Lucy included – tried to remember if anyone had mentioned anything about the man, whether or not this was normal or out-of-the-ordinary behaviour.
“Name.” He sounded bored.
Eddie rose his fingers to brush his forehead, smearing the tiniest of droplets. He stared at his fingertips, then at Minyard, then at the pencil that had clattered on his desk. Then at Minyard again. “Eddie Court.”
“Court. Christ.” The professor said, with a palpable distaste to his tone. “I will say this once, despite having to repeat it every year, because students seem to get thicker with every new class.” His face was blank. Stone. Lucy had never heard someone utter insults with such apathy. She didn’t know whether or not to be scared or curious: Such a mask was difficult to maintain. “Shut the fuck up, or get the fuck out. Understood?”
Swearing in class. At the students. Completely against protocol.
Lucy couldn’t help but smile. Just a little.
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#this was LOVELY#thank you op#I needed a reason to still be interested in this fandom and this is enough for now
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Probably should have mentioned that if you're interested you can either comment or send me a message oops
So I’ve got an early draft of Chapter 4 of Walk The Line done, but I know that it definitely needs some beefing up before I should post it, especially in terms of descriptions between dialogue. Would anyone be interested in doing a beta read to give me some feedback? I’m hoping to get back into writing this fic more after school is over but for now this chapter is all I’ve got and I would like to post it soon.
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So I’ve got an early draft of Chapter 4 of Walk The Line done, but I know that it definitely needs some beefing up before I should post it, especially in terms of descriptions between dialogue. Would anyone be interested in doing a beta read to give me some feedback? I’m hoping to get back into writing this fic more after school is over but for now this chapter is all I’ve got and I would like to post it soon.
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Riko: What a coward, just like his mother Neil: *takes a breath* Matt:
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The next time Wymack’s doing shopping he buys a carton of half-and-half and he doesn’t even realize he’s done it until he gets back home.
Whenever I read this post I remember this scene from Lilo & Stitch. Andrew and Stitch are about the same size too. Also:
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This is for the genderfluid people hiding like I do.
This is for the genderfluid people who don’t experience severe dysphoria and find it easier to tell people they’re cis.
This is for the genderfluid people who are long-term, fluctuating every few months or years, and don’t see themselves as valid because of it.
This is for the genderfluid people who experience such gut-wrenching dysphoria that they crave surgery or hormones but don’t want to get either because they think they’ll regret it tomorrow.
This is for the genderfluid people who have to convince themselves that they’re valid when they wake up in the morning.
This is for the genderfluid people who, when their sex “matches” their gender, are almost convinced that they were making it all up, and have to forcefully remember the dysphoria to remind themselves that they are valid and real.
This is for the genderfluid people who don’t use genderfluid as a label because it’s too hard to explain.
This is for the genderfluid people who ignore that aspect of themselves because they don’t think they’re a “good representation” of genderfluidity.
This is for the genderfluid people who avoid telling their partners that they’re genderfluid.
This is for you.
This is for me.
We are valid.
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but like how terrifying must it have been for andrew to experience this heart pounding fixation w someone like he never has before in his LIFE
and to come off of his meds and realize his feelings are real & unavoidable
falling back on his medication as an excuse for the strangeness in his heart, having that excuse ripped out from under him so all that’s left is neil staring and following and asking him for things
and realizing he wants to give him it all
like wtF man
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me: *slams fist on table* THE MAN FRON U.N.C.L.E IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED
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THE PERFECT COURT Riko was supposedly handpicking the future U.S National Team. He called it the “Perfect Court”. Riko Moriyama 01, Kevin Day 02, Nathaniel Wesninski 03 and Jean Moreau 04.
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Imagine years down the line when they’re both retired Andrew gets inducted into the exy hall of fame and a bunch of people give generic speeches about what a good player he is and how much he’s contributed to the sport and the last one up to speak is Neil and he says something along the lines of, “Andrew couldn’t care less about any of this or any of you, so I’m here to care on his behalf.”
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is this or is this not andrew and neil when they first move into their apartment block
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What the HELL did they do to the White House website?
Okay we’re going through this bit by bit.
First of all, this is the first thing that pops up when you visit the website:
But wait, it gets worse.
Once you get in, you see that Trump’s inauguration takes up the entire main page. You know what? I’m fine with that. I mean it makes sense.
What I’m not fine with is this:
As of yesterday (I’m on the Wayback Machine), these are the issues that the Obama Administration listed, leading to pages which went into detail about these issues and what the Administration was doing about them.
Again, that’s from the Obama Administration.
This is the current Issues Tab under the Trump Administration:
No, I haven’t cropped it. That’s it. That’s the entire list. All of those are the issues that Trump’s Administration cares about.
The civil rights page? Gone. Climate change page? Gone. Health care page? Gone. Disabilities page? Gone. It’s all gone. Everything is gone.
They also completely took away all of the pages on Obama’s initiatives, all of the pages on internships and involvement in the White house, all of the pages on different ways to protest (other than the We The People petitions), and for some reason, they even took out most of the pages in the history section. The famous virtual tour? Gone. A detailed history about the architecture, the decor, even theee customs and traditions? Gone.
But here’s the best part.
Most of the ‘Briefing’ section has been cleaned out as well and the tab for weekly addresses has been completely removed.
Well isn’t that just…disturbing?
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me: i finally have my tablet back im gonna draw so many things! me: ends up drawing tfc things me: Ah-
but anyway! i wanted to try drawing them again digitally bc they have changed so much from how i drew them the first time (minus aaron… is the first time i draw him) andrew hasn’t changed at all though im content w/ that design
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