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pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

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it's the way he wore this fit like some cheap gay porn you find under "slutty cop", or "big balls officer fucked until convulsions" or some shit

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happy 10th anniversary of will reciting romeo and juliet to hannibal to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

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He's such a cunt. Look at that fucking eyebrow raise. Girl chill, she don't want your man. Frankly, she's having a hard time understanding why you want your man

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“Suddenly I wonder, ‘Where is the girl that I was last year? Two years ago? What would she think of me now?”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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just because i like something doesnt mean its good

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All right, just how do wolves suck?? lol

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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Arlinn Kord: Planeswalker, Werewolf

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Do you know who hate women more than men?

Women that ship a (non canon)gay couple and there’s also a girl in the picture(the canon girlfriend/wife/love interest of one of the male characters).

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For those who have that nose fetish 😏

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Can I do a sexy dance against my door and be watched through the glass? 🥵

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

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Now copy and paste for my In My Rightful Place story with Bella. I actually think that Helena Bonham Carter would be down for this one. Initially, she played Bella too sexy and had to dial it down lmfao. Yes, please 🥵🥵🥵

Writing isn’t enough.

I need to be a film director, screen play writer, collect the original cast of Gotham and have them perform the plot of my fanfic.

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It is unfortunately often impossible to tell whether I am making a reference to an obscure book from the 1700s, having a stroke of genius, or just having a stroke.