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Ghostbusters 2016 + Onion Headlines (part 1)

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ghostbusters + text posts (8/?)

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a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

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I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

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Improvise…

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as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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This man is at the top of a very particular iceberg.

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That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

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and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.

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Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea

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tonight i laughed at a video of irish people trying to get a bat out of their kitchen for like 20 minutes until i had a stitch 

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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”