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This was my Monday morning this week-- two of my girls told me to leave my classroom (which made me suspicious) and then when I went back in about thirty seconds later, this was mysteriously placed on my desk. They know I love Lillies of the Valley, so someone had plucked this from her yard to brighten up my morning.

They are SO thoughtful.

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I just like... Are these real people or caricatures? Honestly, people.

white ppl = M E S S

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Sausage💥

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i’m only allowed 12 more seconds of video to post today so i thought i’d use those seconds wisely. also, where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

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He actually told the time

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She wants to dance like uma thurman

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RABBIT

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‘Dance?!’

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Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

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It’s gonna be a good day because of this fur ball. (CRAP I forgot to change his litter box. 😑)

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by It’s the Tie (previously)

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All of the YES for this chai latte. The perfect inspiration to kill this grad essay and be done with it. (at The Coffee Loft, Marlborough, MA)

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Almost every womon I have ever met has a secret belief that she is just on the edge of madness, that there is some deep, crazy part within her, that she must be on guard constantly against ‘losing control’ — of her temper, of her appetite, of her sexuality, of her feelings, of her ambition, of her secret fantasies, of her mind.

Elana Dykewomon, “Notes for a Magazine,” Sinister Wisdom #36

(Winter 1988/89)

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Please unmute this. (vine by Julian Smith)

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Reverting back to the HP days for a few thousand pages.

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Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

my generation’s childhood