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Peak as per usual

it's the end of Canto III. you're Ishmael. Heathcliff is seated behind you, eating chicken kebabs at an alarming rate and being extremely loud about it. "At least you're normal, Meursault," you sigh, rolling your eyes and turning to look at your seatmate. he's dumping an entire bottle of ketchup onto his kebab. sauce everywhere. all over his clothes. it's like a crime scene. he has not taken his gauntlets off. the bottle's been obliterated. his expression is stone cold. this is canon

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Someone draw puki hitting a rad fuckign kick flip with the replies in the background

lets hear ur hottest take and see if you gain or lose followers. like SAW

I've got hot video game takes,

I don't think hades is even top 5 roguelikes. I actually think, as roguelikes go, it's really shallow and boring (as a pretty-looking game with sexy characters, it's fine)

I think using summons in Elden ring IS a bad thing, not because of some 'git gud' shit-ass mentality but because the bosses AI can't handle having two targets on screen at once so it becomes a lot easier, a lot less interesting and the experience feels less polished.

Ghost of Tsushima is just as boring as any Assassins creed game and idk why it gets a pass when it is practically built 1:1 to those games.

Spiderman 2 was boring as shit and I realize I am getting tired of these on-rails lame-o experiences. Also the writing was shit.

Mario rocks

Satisfactory is systematically worse than factorio in every conceivable way and the only upside it has is that it's 3d

Tears of the Kingdom was a big-ass letdown, how do you make a world so devoid of callbacks to the prior game?? No guardians, no mention of your past activities? did everyone get fucking amnesia? Also it's boring.

'You can pet the dog/cat' thing is fucking stupid, I don't give a god damn shit, make a good GAME first then make the animals pettable. Also don't give a game credit for adding an easy-ass feature, its like people who laugh when they hear the Wilhelm scream like they're in on something we're not, GROW UP.

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Contemplating cutting off my finger because it’s infected 👍 here’s a random meme from my library

I think I have an ear infection and I am in misery 👍 Doodled Xero to pass the time.

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See you around, game theorist…

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Pukicho is at the point of fame where no matter what he says we will just consume it because he’s the funny guy of the platform

Yahoo!!

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Hell yeah I got Doublade

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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Dude Uk gladiators is the funniest shit it’s literally like

“Our first contestant is Joe from accounting, he is 4’7, does a jog every Saturday and won a spelling bee in primary school.

And the gladiator they’ll be fighting is

The Titan ATLAS

he was cursed to hold the earth for eternity after he lead in a rebellion against the Titanomachy, if he ceases to hold the earth, the sky will come crashing down on us.

Now, they’ll begin the first game where they try to push each other of a small podium with oversized Q-tips.

3

2

1 Begi-

And Joe has been flung all the way to Greece, and has lost this round.

Next up, Margaret, owner of a local bar, will see if she can beat Savathun, the witch queen, at oversized ping-pong.”

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I see my investment in spookiness is paying off.

IT’S FRIDAY THE 13TH OF OCTOBER

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IT’S FRIDAY THE 13TH OF OCTOBER

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Boat sex.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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When you pull up to the function and they playin’

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Are you good, dude?

If you aren’t, you can just tell us, and we’ll get it.

We wouldn’t mind you taking a break for yourself for mental reasons, or if it’s that you feel unnoticed, don’t worry. We notice you. Just remember there are many people who enjoy your art, and appreciate you for it. If you ever feel down in the dumps, just tell us. We’ll get it.

what if i just delete everything right now

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Mood.

somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)

me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever

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Phineas and Ferb themselves knew you would one day need their guidance, and thus, the anglet stained your memory, granting you the knowledge for this occasion.

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I’m crawling in from the unsealed cracks in your house, and staring at you, going “cool” at your works.

where the fuck do you people come from

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AGAGAGAGAGAGAGA, SPONGEBOB ME BOY, ME REACTOR HAS BEGUN TO MELT DOWN, MEANING WE WILL QUITE POSSIBLY DIE DUE TO BLAST TRAUMA OR ACUTE RADIATION SYNDROME (ARS), OR LIVE, BUT SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF RADIATION POISONING LATER ON IN LIFE! AGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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Ok, sure!

*me and the birds starts playing as I keep pressing “Read more” as a punishment for my gullibility*

hey wanna know a secret

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