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he’s kinda a rock star

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source

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Um….?

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Your daily dose of cats memes

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im glad the mcyts are getting sponsor deals but i dont like that it means i have to be reminded that they have physical bodies and human faces. like no. you are blocks. stop making eye contact while you sell me express vpn.

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Prices for the Lovejoy merch releasing on November 17 at 16:00 UTC!!

Anvil Cat Front Print T-shirt: £24.99 GBP

Marvellous View Jumper: £59.99 GBP

Icon Socks: £7.99 GBP

Fxcking Inconsistent Long Sleeve T-shirt: £34.99 GBP

JimJam Long Sleeve Pocket T-shirt: £34.99 GBP

Merch can be found here!

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“I confess that I am often lost in all the dimensions of time, that the past sometimes feels nearer than the present and I often fear the future has already happened.” ― Deborah Levy

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⚠️ TMA Spoilers ⚠️ johnmartin in chronological order

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Reminder that general sale for Lovejoy's March 2023 UK tour is 10am GMT TOMORROW, FRIDAY, 11 NOVEMBER!

and the venue for London has changed to Electric Brixton!

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Enolas mum was like "honey you need other people"

So she went out and got herself a boyfriend.

Then saw how lonely her brother was and got him one too.

Good for her.

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Making twitch clips of Rusty Quill's TMA2 stream on the 30th and realized I have the power to do edits now.

Video description/captions under the readmore

[ID: a clip from the Rusty_Quill "The Magnus Archives 2 Kickstarter Pre-Launch!" Twitch Livestream. On screen are Alexander J Newall, Helen Gould, and Jonny Sims.

Jonny: Incidentally- incidentally- I- there's- there's another thing that I'm gonna spoil.

The video zooms in on Alex's window and replays Jonny saying "that I'm gonna spoil" in slow motion. Alex's face drops as soon as Jonny says "spoil" and an eerie synth noise starts.

A screenshot of the twitch chat is overlaid:

SashaNoumann: Alex looks terrified

tirednwild: KSUDHGKUSG

interstieller: ALEX'S FACE

Text boxes appear one after the other on screen, getting progressively shakier:

"oh god, oh fuck."

"what's he going to say now?"

"Jonny, it doesn't have to be like this"

"should I get Martyn to cut stream?"

"or would the snipers be faster?"

The synth noise cuts off as the video reverts itself back to showing Alex, Helen, and Jonny again as the stream continues.

Helen: Oh?

Jonny: and it's that Alex- Alex is stopping me... From naming one of the protagonists "Alexander J Newall."

Helen: [laughing]

Alex: Why should I pay for YOUR mistakes, Jonny??

Alex: It would-it would- it would do SO much damage SO quickly... Oh god, Jonny. Don't you dare.

Jonny: Now, to be fair, we're- we are co- we are co-writing it. You are... Perfectly able - and have, on several occasions - simply delete it.

Helen: [laughing]

Alex, jokingly: Hah. "Hi, everyone. Yeah, The Magnus Archives 2 isn't happening." "Why." "'Cause Jonny doesn't know when to quit."

Helen: [laughing]

/END ID]