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Harry looks like he's saying a most sincere ITADAKIMASU, and I am HERE FOR IT!!

8th year roommates drarry😈

QUESTION!!✋ What were the colors of the books on Draco's bedside table?! DON'T CHEAT🤨

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I remember october like it was yesterday

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Amidst the dark depths of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry bravely rescues Draco from the clutches of Tom Riddle's possession⚔️✨

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We should be glad that Hermione decided to be friends with Harry. Otherwise, Voldemort would have been the least of Harry's problems. Hermione would have ended his living streak just to get him to

STOP MESSING UP EVERY FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR, YOU INSUFFERABLE SPECCY GIT.

and honestly, all of ravenclaw would help her.

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But the job market is just as bad, so... maybe?

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

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The brattiest thing Draco ever did was to respond to Snape saying "I made the Unbreakable Vow" with "Looks like you'll have to break it, then."

Snape must've been facepalming so hard like 'how did I end up sworn to protect two teenagers who I lowkey want to throttle?'

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I always thought it was "Edward" as in "the section of a town from where Ed stands for elections"

'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

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-♡

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narusasu eyes

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Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha

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The Skirt

some guys really wear it better than us girlies 😭

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Yep. That's exactly what I thought I'd tase like

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

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This is the kind of plastic bag I feel like, Katy Perry.

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If you're only interested in 100% canon lore, your calling is in editing wiki pages.

I love it when people hop on posts on fandom content and go WELL, THAT WOULDNT WORK, BECAUSE IN THE LORE— look. I have read countless stories of various methods in which the authors Get That Man Pregnant™️. Mayhaps suspend your disbelief in fake characters for ten minutes so that strangers online can have their fun. If you're only interested in 100% canon lore, your calling is in editing wiki pages.

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In Drarry fics I love a shocked Ron at the reveal that Harry is dating Draco but honestly nothing beats a unfazed Ron. Harry is expecting outrage and indignation but instead met with a sign so heavy with resignation because Ron has been waiting for the inevitable. This is how I picture it going

Harry: you’re just fine with this? You don’t even seem that surprised. How did you guess?

Ron: guess? Please. You two have been up each other’s ass one way or another since you were 11. This is hardly the scandal of the century.

Harry: What!? Hermione, back me up. You’re at least a little shocked right?

Hermione: oh no, I knew this was where we would end up back in 4th year when I realized you were at least a little queer

Harry: I didn’t come out until I was 20! You’re making this up

Hermione: there’s no heterosexual explanation for the way you looked at Diggory

Ron: when Cho kissed you the only description you gave was “wet”

Hermione: he still turns red when Bill or Charlie hug him and that started 4th year too

Harry: I hate you