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Did you know the word rainbow has a letter for all the colors?

Red Aorange It’s yellow Ngreen Blue Oh, indigo What’s up with purple

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undress, ye hairy gentlemen

this calendar is gay

each month shall feature one of you

undressed and on display

full frontal shots in march and june

a threesome shoot in may

oh, tidings of comfort and boy

comfort and boy

ohh, tidings of comfort and boy

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Harry looks like he's saying a most sincere ITADAKIMASU, and I am HERE FOR IT!!

8th year roommates drarry😈

QUESTION!!✋ What were the colors of the books on Draco's bedside table?! DON'T CHEAT🤨

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I remember october like it was yesterday

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Amidst the dark depths of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry bravely rescues Draco from the clutches of Tom Riddle's possession⚔️✨

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We should be glad that Hermione decided to be friends with Harry. Otherwise, Voldemort would have been the least of Harry's problems. Hermione would have ended his living streak just to get him to

STOP MESSING UP EVERY FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR, YOU INSUFFERABLE SPECCY GIT.

and honestly, all of ravenclaw would help her.

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But the job market is just as bad, so... maybe?

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

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The brattiest thing Draco ever did was to respond to Snape saying "I made the Unbreakable Vow" with "Looks like you'll have to break it, then."

Snape must've been facepalming so hard like 'how did I end up sworn to protect two teenagers who I lowkey want to throttle?'

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I always thought it was "Edward" as in "the section of a town from where Ed stands for elections"

'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

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-♡

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narusasu eyes

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Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha

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The Skirt

some guys really wear it better than us girlies 😭

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Yep. That's exactly what I thought I'd tase like

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

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This is the kind of plastic bag I feel like, Katy Perry.